HOUSE!

[claytonsgrrl]

Everything I needed to know in life I learned by watching House.

My parents tried to get me to watch this show last year. We'd check out American Idol and during commercial breaks there would be ads for this new doctor show. An edgier ER. A grown-up Doogie Houser with a sense of humor and a bitter taste in his mouth. And like clockwork, the title

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[ctabone]

first post!

...score =)

(nice blog entry ps)

[thermobaric]

What is this? The goddamm World of Warcraft general boards? Nice input, troll :-P

[claytonsgrrl]

I thought it was great input! Thank you, Knobbs!

[thermobaric]

You're the one that's lucky enough to share a birthday with Hugh Laurie. All I want is a gimp right leg and a Vicodin addiction. Is that so much to ask?

If I recall, I didn't get too much protesting from you that weekend about my "ravings" as you so eloquently put it. I know you only shot that web at me so you could listen at the door to me taking a shower. Girls are so cute sometimes.

[claytonsgrrl]

Ha! Ya got me!

[harley322]

Great, now I have another show I have to try to remember to watch. Thanks Kate. And honestly, I think most kids might thing it's cool to glow in the dark. You might have to try a different parenting angle.

[claytonsgrrl]

Yeah, that would be kinda cool to be your own nightlight...at least I could save on bulbs.

[anonymous]

Maybe this is just my overload of Christianity talking here, but I would gladly plop my kids in front of this particular show when they tell me to my face they didn't eat cookies before dinner as I wipe the crumbs off the front of their Scooby-Doo shirt. I think it would instill in them a fear about lying. It would teach them that lying was very bad. Because the moral of the story here is that if you lie, you will ultimately glow in the dark.

That ending was so fucking lame. I was with you the rest of the time. Even heard you in my head saying "HOOOOOUUUUUUSSSSSE!" I know you like to wrap your endings up all neat and nice with a reference to something that came earlier, just like comedians like to end their act with a repeated phrase or joke, but this was just a fucking awful ending, you nothing zero hack. You should see apply for a job on the Z-morning zoo, though you would probably make that wacky morning radio show even worse.
Now all you need in your posts are some crazy sound effects stupid. Yuckgh!

[thermobaric]

I'm confused about the ending as well. Wouldn't showing your kids that episode of House also teach them that it's ok to shit in the bed as long as you lie about knowing that you did it, thus negating the entire point of the lesson?

And the actual moral of the story was that if you give your son a present from a salvage yard, he will get a tumor in his spine and make his friend look like he got herpes in Jamaica.

[claytonsgrrl]

Welcome to the BLOG, Jimmy.