Yes, indeed it is. Why is the Beastmaster running about in only a loincloth when everyone else is dressed like actual people? Or is it a part of his powers, you know, "I can't talk to the animals unless I'm mostly naked"? ;)
That is one of the greatest super power I've *ever* heard of!
Oh! Oh! If I start running around my house in my undies, will my fish start talking to me?
Me: Hi, Fish! Fish: Uhh... Hi, human female. Me: I am so excited to be talking to you! I bet you have the most amazing things to say! What are your views of the world? Fish: Uhh... Okay, I guess. Me: Hey! I know! Let's use this amazing power of human/fish communication to save the world! Fish: ??? Me: What? Fish: I'm two inches long, I can't leave my tank, and you haven't fed me in two days! What evil could I possibly detour? Besides, you look rediculous! Go put some pants on. And for goodness sake, feed me, woman!
Yeah... best super powers ever.
Wait! I'll need a theme song! Something catchy... hmmmm.
Comments 6
It's crack with a side serving of ferrets!
Yey!
Reply
Why is the Beastmaster running about in only a loincloth when everyone else is dressed like actual people? Or is it a part of his powers, you know, "I can't talk to the animals unless I'm mostly naked"? ;)
Reply
Oh! Oh! If I start running around my house in my undies, will my fish start talking to me?
Me: Hi, Fish!
Fish: Uhh... Hi, human female.
Me: I am so excited to be talking to you! I bet you have the most amazing things to say! What are your views of the world?
Fish: Uhh... Okay, I guess.
Me: Hey! I know! Let's use this amazing power of human/fish communication to save the world!
Fish: ???
Me: What?
Fish: I'm two inches long, I can't leave my tank, and you haven't fed me in two days! What evil could I possibly detour? Besides, you look rediculous! Go put some pants on. And for goodness sake, feed me, woman!
Yeah... best super powers ever.
Wait! I'll need a theme song! Something catchy... hmmmm.
Reply
Reply
Leave a comment