*bleet bleet*

[claudia_writes]

"stolen" from kat_lair for whom I faked a memory in spirit of going back home on Thursday.

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE-UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me

Comments

[kat_lair]

For fuck's sake, I told you not to taunt the airport security! But did you listen? No! You never do! And then we were running, the boxes of illegally exported mämmi splashing around our feet and all over the linoleum floor. The only reason we got away was because you flashed your boobs at the gate guard.

[claudia_writes]

You know the thing is...... I really would.

[arubyslipper]

o god, i can so imagine you flashing to get away w it! XD

[not_tragedi]

That time we met in person and there was an outbreak of hiccups in the city. You cured everyone with lighter fluid mixed with coffee. ^_^

[claudia_writes]

OMG how did you know!! XD

[lady_green_bat]

Ummm...I still haven't gotten over the balloons you brought to my grandmother's wake. My parents haven't either.

[claudia_writes]

Ummmm..... yes. I'm really not a funeral person. Really. I tend to overcompensate.

[arubyslipper]

Rmbr dat time we got high on your prescription meds and watched Life on Mars and yelled rude comments and your father came and threw cold water on us?

no wait... was that a flashforward? :) ...i am so Lost!

Also, there was this one time where i was trying to find Jesus in a cave, and i had to play a video game to get there, and you were like my spiritual councelor. That's only partly fake, however...

Once we had superpowers and fought the bad guys so's the world'd be saved.

But what really stuck to my mind was the time we wore them mini-kilts to the Potter premiere with them text 'Hogwarts Staff Only' on the arse. (still cheating... i am le bad!)

[claudia_writes]

You know, I do have a faint recollection of all of these events! Should I be worried perhaps? *onedayoneday*