Nov 20, 2006 01:55
(20:44:02) Buffy: We have a functional and okay internet relationship?
(20:44:45) Bart: And open. Don't forget the open relationship part
(20:45:18) Buffy: How would it work if it wasn't open? Would all our characters be dating all our other characters?
(20:45:22) Buffy: Clark/Chase otp?
(20:45:40) Bart: I meant more Buffy walling Rikuou repeatedly and Kon's gayness for Robin
(20:45:48) Buffy: Oh, those. Yeah, there's that.
(20:46:13) Bart: Although George Michael/Shaggy I wonder...
(20:46:20) Buffy: ...z-zoinks?
(20:47:06) Bart: Yeah, not using my imagination for that
(20:51:53) Buffy: "Oh wow you're really from Scooby Doo? I used to love Scooby Doo!"
"Like yeah! He's my best bud!"
"Is he here? And Fred and Velma and Daphne?"
"Nope, it's like just me," says Shaggy.
George Michael thinks he sounds sad, which is confusing because he wasn't sure if Shaggy had emotions other than happy, hungry, and scared. He's not sure hungry is even an emotion for normal people. But it seems like it should be for Shaggy.
"Well I mean I guess they might show up soon. I hear people show up a lot."
"Like, really?"
"Yeah! Hey what's that purple stuff?"
Shaggy pokes it. George Michael, not noticing anything wrong, pokes it too.
The effect is instantaneous.
"Z-zoinks!" says Shaggy, with more than one part of his body.
(20:52:21) Bart: ..............................
(20:52:35) Buffy: :D?
(20:52:51) Bart: Well it was pink. 2, you're going to hell but at least it sounds like a fun ride
(20:53:04) Buffy: Maybe it was placebo goo.
(20:54:05) Bart: And their real feelings just needed to come out?
the crack,
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