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Okay, so I am, like. Massively, awesomly retarded. Basically all the time. But! Today my retardedness takes a special, competitive...thingy. I sort of lost my sentence there. This is not really at all surprising. Anyway.
I am doing a really dumb drabble meme, because I've set a personal goal, which I will totally forget about before the end of the week, probably, of writing more Kon/Buffy fics than there are Tim/Kon fics. Not because I dislike Tim/Kon, particularly, just because it's the only Kon pairing on dcfic_index that we aren't already beating.
Yes, I'm aware how deeply sad that is. For several distinct and special reasons.
SO. This is a standard drabble meme, except that Kon/Buffy needs to be somehow involved/involvable in your request. Cuz...I'm a ho. And it's efficient. And drabbles totally count. So should you have ever thought "man I wish there was Kon/Buffy ______" (because we don't spam enough already), now's your chance? Or something. You can also request other characters, and you don't even have to specifically request Kon/Buffy, because, uh, as long as Buffy's involved it's pretty easy to work in at least references. Cuz Buffy is also kind of a ho.
Also! Everyone who does this is free to also request a retarded MS Paint drawing of whatever they'd like, because I feel bad adding this many constraints to a drabble meme. So basically! YOU REQUEST:
a. Kon/Buffy whatever of your choosing
b. Kon/Buffy with other characters of your choosing
c. Buffy being retarded solo
d. An MS Paint doodle of whatever the hell you want! This will be lower quality than usual, maybe, cuz I've never tried them on laptop before.
I AM DUMB, YES, THANK YOU FOR ASKING.
I am doing a really dumb drabble meme, because I've set a personal goal, which I will totally forget about before the end of the week, probably, of writing more Kon/Buffy fics than there are Tim/Kon fics. Not because I dislike Tim/Kon, particularly, just because it's the only Kon pairing on dcfic_index that we aren't already beating.
Yes, I'm aware how deeply sad that is. For several distinct and special reasons.
SO. This is a standard drabble meme, except that Kon/Buffy needs to be somehow involved/involvable in your request. Cuz...I'm a ho. And it's efficient. And drabbles totally count. So should you have ever thought "man I wish there was Kon/Buffy ______" (because we don't spam enough already), now's your chance? Or something. You can also request other characters, and you don't even have to specifically request Kon/Buffy, because, uh, as long as Buffy's involved it's pretty easy to work in at least references. Cuz Buffy is also kind of a ho.
Also! Everyone who does this is free to also request a retarded MS Paint drawing of whatever they'd like, because I feel bad adding this many constraints to a drabble meme. So basically! YOU REQUEST:
a. Kon/Buffy whatever of your choosing
b. Kon/Buffy with other characters of your choosing
c. Buffy being retarded solo
d. An MS Paint doodle of whatever the hell you want! This will be lower quality than usual, maybe, cuz I've never tried them on laptop before.
I AM DUMB, YES, THANK YOU FOR ASKING.