$10 if you can give me an answer

[clarkworm]

Why am I in the library at 6:30 am on a Saturday? On the day of the ucla game, no less?

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[martygreene]

because you have a fucking moronic professor who is requiring you to TEACH YOURSELF quantum theory, then write a paper on it and how it relates to your major (BFA costume design/makeup artistry), and only provided a mere handful of days in which to do so?

Oh no, wait, that's me.

[clarkworm]

quantum theory's not so bad (actually, I find it rather soothing), but I can't help you with the bit about the costumes and makeup.