I graduated last night in the the hottest ceremony. Ever. Despite the fact that it was bright and sunny, we were all crammed inside the gymnasium at good ol' Howell High for one last time. It didn't feel real. I don't know, it still doesn't feel real. Oh well. I'm a High School graduate. Go me ( Read more... )

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Am I the only one who find half of this to be completely dead on and the other half to be completely inaccurate?

An interesting afternoon, outlined:

-Shamus Moriarty & Ariel Hochman
1. Porn, Food, and Poetry
-Ruby Tuesday's
1. Fatasses
-Barnes & Noble
1. The Joy of Gay Sex
2. Danielle Steel Poetry
3. Jewel
-Wegman's
1. KY Jelly
2. Cucumber
3. Dog Leash
4. Honey
5. Happy Birthday Grandpa

Fill in the blanks yourself, I'm too lazy to type.

Today I slept in until 9, then went to school to take my American Music History final. I can't believe that I'm done with that class. I can't believe today was my last friday in high school! Oh well...

After school, I went home for a nap and then went out to pick up the nerdiest thing I've ever bought:

The Legends version of Stratego...with you ( Read more... )

_humanities

If you're in it to win it, join.

..not mine though ( Read more... )

Last night I wasted two hours of my life playing along at home during Fox's Test The Nation: a show where they take groups of people and test their I.Q.'s on a ridiculously fucked up scale. I took it at home and I got 131, which is apparently 'genius'. However, I.Q.'s past the age of 12 or so aren't accurate, and they didn't use the right scale ( Read more... )

...and so I face my final curtain. Next week I graduate high school. Hot damn. It feels like mere weeks ago I was a lowly frosh, confused in who he was, dressed from head to toe in Hot Topic clothing. And now, well, now I'm a fucking stud, obviously ( Read more... )

And thanks to my friend Kristen's deep-throating skills at the Senior Class Picnic on Friday, a bunch of us now must sponsor her a dollar for the Relay for Life. Goddammit ( Read more... )

Last night's FPAC Showcase succeeded once more in thoroughly entertaining me. Not only that, but it was also surprisingly cheaper than I expected--only three dollars. This enabled me to buy a bottle of the suspiciously delicious Pepsi Blue and an almond chocolate bar--however, the chocolate was against my will, it was the only thing they had and ( Read more... )