Adventure and Romance on the Open Sea!

[clarityhiding]

Coming up with blurbs for the back covers of imaginary bodice-ripper novels featuring always-a-girl!Brendon = bad idea. *coughs*

Front cover:
From Countess to Cabin Boy

[always-a-girl!Brendon in a torn, period shirt, (just barely) holding it closed across her (overly-exaggerated) breasts.]

Adventure and Romance on the Open Sea!

Back cover:
Torn

Comments

[formerlydf]

...You realise now that this has to be both written and drawn, right? Because I would be very sad if this never came into existence in fic form.

[clarityhiding]

If I draw it and mock up a cover, will you write it? It doesn't have to be long, just a short fic that's like, a section of the book. Written in the style of a bodice-ripper, naturally. And as GSF. Because I am in full support of always-a-girl!Brendon being sexed up by all of her boys.

[formerlydf]

I would love to! I don't know if I've ever had the pleasure of writing a cracky bodice-ripper. Especially ones involving girl!Brendon and GSF, since I've been on a bit of a girl!Brendon kick recently.

[clarityhiding]

Girl-Brendon! She is rather flat for a bodice-ripper heroine, but it makes it easier to pass as a boy when hiding from unwanted fiancés.

[nastylovex]

Haha, that reminds me of The Princess Bride. :D

[clarityhiding]

Well, it's part Princess Bride, part Girl Got Game/Power!, and, according to okubyo_kitsune, part 'Twelfth Night.'

[clarityhiding]

Quiet, you.

[mourning_night]

Hats with a really big feather I assume *g*
I really want to read about Gerard making the Black Parade into what it is when he passes it to Ryan.

[clarityhiding]

...is there any other kind of hat worth mentioning?

Ahaha, mostly it was Bob looking surly and grumpy at anyone who tried to enact violence on The Black Parade's resident artist. And Frank scaring the locals when he got way too into the whole shouting-and-waving-your-sword-about thing.

[belle_bing]

*biggest, saddest eyes ever*

[clarityhiding]

...what??? I am not allowed to have plot bunnies? (I will tell you that this maybe started out as an AU of the AUAU. >.>)

[belle_bing]

Then I am allowed to make sad eyes at you and want to know more.

[clarityhiding]

Oh! That is what is going on. ♥ Well, I guess you have to read the other comments on this post? Or you can ask, and then I will tell you the Ryan/Brendon version of affairs (or make you figure it out with me).