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Our style's fucking posh like David Beckham.
I hate that when Sam wants to go to the Sault, she can just go ( Read more... ) -
Continuing in a boring-the-shit-out-of-everyone style...
Instead of a lovely bunch of coconuts, I've got another ear infection. Come on, everybody, sing along now ( Read more... ) -
I never heard anything interesting like this in New York
The Overheard In New York blog is the funniest thing I've read all week. Includes such gems as:
Guy on cell: Holy shit, she's too fucking old to get AIDS. The virus would be like "Ew, fuck that, she's old."
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Russian guy on cell: Who wouldn't want to fuck me? I'm tall, handsome, talkative, and intelligent. Hell I want to fuck myself.:D Ah, it ( Read more... ) -
who took that bomp? i needed it to make cookies.
Okay, so something horrible happened as I was trying to configure Greymatter that I had to reinstall the whole damn piece of software, but that's okay. It gave me a chance to regroup, and now I know what *not* to do ( Read more... ) -
sixteen miles to the promised land
Does anybody else find it sad that I can watch an episode of "Diagnosis: Unknown" on the Discovery Health channel like the Average American© watches "Jeopardy!"?
"What was the link between Michael's illness and the castor beans, and why did his wife have them?(my actual response to the television ( Read more... ) -
(Untitled)
At some point, the point where it was 6:00 in the morning and light out, I decided that there is really no point in me going to bed right now. I'd just be continuing this vicious cycle of incredibly late nights. So, I'm going a day without sleep to fix this.
Don't worry. I'm a professional.
- Plans For Today
- Install Greymatter and get blog going ( Read more... )
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the attempt at a non-Livejournal-ish writing that will surely go down in flames.
What I need is a good vacation ( Read more... ) -
standing at the station with my face pressed up against the glass
Holy fuck, Pat Robertson is on my AIM window.
AHHHH TELEVANGELIST GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFFFFFFF
( I will take you as you are, please accept me as I am. Find your lonely life bizarre, I know it's above you, I know it's below me. ) -
ipso facto, using up your oxygen
I am indeed switching my blog back over to the Greymatter engine. It will be much, much easier for me to manage my templates and settings without always having to bother the JPE Admin Team to help me out. Adieu, Movable Type. Adieu ( Read more... ) -
MovableType ate your baby
MT ate my templates alive again, so I can't update Subliminal Pudding and have it display on my blog. I'm really, seriously considering re-installing Greymatter. At least I knew how to fix things without getting a motherfucking migraine. Sure, it's not as powerful as MT, but I don't really need all of that power anyway. I just want to post and be ( Read more... )