I think I'm in trouble.

[clappamungus]

Eva just threatened to throw me into a calm blue ocean while I'm wearing cement shoes.

I guess all this weddinating stress is finally getting to her.

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[clappamungus]

We have endless lists. Two of these are: those who are invited; and those who are actually coming.

I didn't update one of the lists. Thus, a few more people than she had anticipated are definites. These definites are family friends who she had no idea actually existed, let alone are coming.

I then compounded her frustration by telling her, in a soothing voice "calm blue ocean; calm blue ocean..."

Heh heh. Oops.

[rin_tin_tin_]

That reminds me of friends of my parents, a married couple. The woman was in labour, and not overly happy about it. Her husband tried to soothe her by telling her it was "good pain". She hit him with the telephone on the bedside table.

At least Eva didn't hit you with a phone.

[mstakenidentity]

Did you forget to make that call again?

[clappamungus]

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[vivienne_aster]

What call?

[vivienne_aster]

I say: lolz. In full awareness that such things will also come back to bite me on the butt in about six months.

May things start to fall in line smoothly very soon!