What the pus-buggering skull-fuckery???

[clappamungus]

Dear Chris Barnes,

You suck. Really. You suck something fierce.

Six Feet Under's new album would be awesome - if it were not for you sounding like you're constipated throughout the entire thing. I mean, I know death metal growls are incomprehensible and weird-sounding to the uninitiated at the best of times - but when a death metal fan cringes

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[hibernaldream]

Ha.

I actually really love the album. And now I'm just going to think of him as constipated whenever I listen to it. :-P

[clappamungus]

Hee hee. My work here is done. :D

[mise_en_abyme]

Hey, it could be worse - Shania Twain just started playing as I read this post...

[faerienchanting]

Ha, ever realized how many great names for metal bands there are just for taking a shit?

Defecation.
Excrement.

There are more but I'm definitely blanking right now.