[filtered to the football team and anyone on his list of "assistants"]

[artofextortion]

Alright people listen up! The time for summer tryouts is right around the corner so it's time to keep your fucking eyes open for anyone who might have some potential. We're going to need some serious fucking muscle if we're going to kill the competition this year!

Comments

[gunsanddrills]

...I guess this means I'm being helpful again?

[artofextortion]

Strap yourself in cheeks, I'm putting you to fucking work.

[shortshrimp21]

I guess that means I have to come back..

[artofextortion]

Damn right you do, rest period ends NOW!

[terrorist_chan]

I've seen this muscly guy with huge hair around. Might make a good tackle or guard.

[artofextortion]

You mean the fucking idiot that came in here on fucking cruise control?

...I wonder if he can fit into a fucking helmet.

[terrorist_chan]

Go easy, he's just a bit of a country bumpkin.

Only one way to find out.

[yaoisurujanai]

I I'll look fffor you

[yareyaredaze]

tch...