Comments | clairbourn: Feb 12th, 2009

hexyoutotuesday in clairbourn

Feb 12th, 2009

Feb 12, 2009 22:07

Hey, boyfriend with a job, what am I getting for Valentine's day? How about I break something off in your ass this time.

Yo Clairbourn, who all is going to the dance? Because I'll be there, which means, Giorno darling, we need to have one of our fun nights out.

Clyde, I bought you a tie.

[Private to Haggar]
Can I go to the dance or do I have to stay ( Read more... )

mai, jinx, valentine's dance, jan, haggar, giorno

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skullfucku February 13 2009, 05:44:47 UTC

Hey, girlfriend on the antipsychotics pills, I got you a new journal. Fucking kinky baby.

...You got me a tie? Guess I'm going to the dance then, huh?

hexyoutotuesday February 13 2009, 05:51:50 UTC

Hey, boyfriend who should be incarcerated for life and Bubba's bitch, you're supposed to surprise me with these things. Really!? What color is it? Can I have it now? Is this to make up for the one that saved your life when I tried to stab you?

Well, the tie isn't the real gift, just a necessity. I have other things planned. You have been warned, Doctor.

skullfucku February 13 2009, 05:59:59 UTC

Hey, I'm Jan motherfucking Valentine. Have we met? Do I look like the kind of guy who surprises a girl for V-day? I dont believe in surprises.. unless it has to do with explosions, bullets, various sharp objects, and if it ends in 'buttsecks'. Ha! Fuck, if you want it so bad I'll give it to you tonight. And yeah, I figured it must be hard to write with the gash in the middle. Just fucking saying.

Other things planned, huh?

hexyoutotuesday February 13 2009, 06:10:21 UTC

Have we met? Because I told my boyfriend he'd have to work for what I give him, and so far... well... you're... surpassing my expectations greatly. Congratufuckinglations. We've done the buttsecks and it will never occur again, various sharp objects is our thing, I'll count bullets for that time you pistol whipped me, and let's go blow something the fuck up this weekend. And yeah... you're right... thank you.

I love keeping you guessing, shithead.

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Private macho_haggar February 13 2009, 06:00:54 UTC

I never said you couldn't have a social life, Jinx.

Private hexyoutotuesday February 13 2009, 06:11:26 UTC

But I just have this strong feeling you'd harass the hell out of me at the dance, then tell me to go put on clothes and make those B's magically become A's over the long weekend.

Private macho_haggar February 13 2009, 06:16:38 UTC

I've been keeping a close watch on your grades, and you've been putting out the effort. I'm not some heartless monster.

..."put on clothes?" Are you implying you were planning on going to the dance nude?

Private hexyoutotuesday February 13 2009, 06:25:35 UTC

You're just three hundred pounds of muscular teddy bear, that's all. And... you get a lot done when you're helping someone else with their homework. Jan never finds out about my GPA and I keep him from failing, capiche?

Close~ I am a model, after all.

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gold_experience February 13 2009, 07:00:00 UTC

Well, I would not be opposed...

hexyoutotuesday February 13 2009, 07:08:03 UTC

Fantastic. Because I'm thinking coffee, maybe a club, and.... white. Hmm, maybe cream...

gold_experience February 13 2009, 07:12:12 UTC

...Is this your attempt at entendre?

hexyoutotuesday February 13 2009, 07:16:06 UTC

Attempt nothing!

Now, are we going to make ourselves even more beautiful or what?

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sardonicarsenic February 13 2009, 18:38:52 UTC

I told that Boy in the Hood you'd be more suited for dancing than I would.

skullfucku February 13 2009, 19:33:45 UTC

Are my ears burning?

hexyoutotuesday February 13 2009, 19:55:59 UTC

No, but I can set you on fire if you'd like.

skullfucku February 13 2009, 20:00:33 UTC

Oh baby.

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