Dec. 4th, 2008

Dec 04, 2008 01:09

Hey Jan, let's out-con some carnies. I want enough money for disgusting carnival food and to ride things until we have to hurl it back up. Oh, and I want an oversized stuffed animal with no practical uses whatsoever.

Can you accept that challenge?

jinx, jan valentine

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skullfucku December 4 2008, 08:35:24 UTC
Eating carnival food? Fuck, what we'll hack up is going to be more edible than that. Yeah, and what the fuck're ya going to do with a oversized stuffed animal?

Challenge mother fuckin accepted. Friday. I gotta shoot shit up tomorrow.

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hexyoutotuesday December 4 2008, 08:39:16 UTC
Corn dogs coated in mustard right before a roller coaster is the only way to go. And did you not read the part about it having no practical uses whatsoever? I want it because I want it, shithead. I'm not going to actually do anything with it.

It's a date, then... and shooting shit up like a bank or like heroin?

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skullfucku December 4 2008, 08:44:17 UTC
Oh I read it, but you said "an oversized stuffed animal with no practical uses whatsoever", you could've wanted it for impractical reasons. You want it because you want it? ...Impractical reasons it is.

As much fun as shooting heroin would be before throwing myself in a carnival, I'm talking about the bang motherfucking bang kind of shooting.

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hexyoutotuesday December 4 2008, 16:08:03 UTC
...Jan, please tell me you're not serious.

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