Lawyers & Witnesses

[clair_de_lune]

Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse

Comments

[camille_miko]

J'aime beaucoup ^-^ (Je suis sûre que ça pourrait faire une excellente base pour une originale)

[clair_de_lune]

J'ai cité ici ma préférée, mais certaines autres ne sont pas mal *g*

[tuesdaeschild]

If I ever need a lawyer I'll represent myself! This is very worrying! :)

[clair_de_lune]

There's this one...

Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?"
The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.

... but I'm sure you would do a better job than said Accused ^__^

I quoted my fav here, but the others are not bad either. For example...

Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"
Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."

*g*

[tuesdaeschild]

... but I'm sure you would do a better job than said Accused ^__^

It's highly unlikely I could do any worse... >_>

Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"
Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."

Mwahahaha!! I do love the witness' honesty!! ;)