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[cjharkness]

Location: Ophara, the Hub, his office
For: Torchwood team

To: Torchwood Email Group
From: Harkness, J.
Subj: Bored yet?

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[doc_harper]

*responds*

Oh Captain, my Captain,

You are a deranged bastard. Camping? You do remember what happened the last time we went camping, right?

-Owen

[cjharkness]

*chuckles a bit when he gets the email and responds*

Yes, I remember a little too well. This time we're going camping somewhere that other people have gone repeatedly and where there's no reports of people disappearing. And we're going to remember to take the keys out of the SUV when we're done.

And there's going to be hot springs.

-J.

[drmartha_jones]

Jack,
Speaking of alien artefacts...got anything capable of locating a TARDIS?
-Martha
PS - I will not be doing anything to fuel your twisted fantasies, thanks. Unless you're volunteering yourself, that is.

[cjharkness]

*pulls a O_o at her email*

I don't - I only have the capability to scan for alien tech in a limited area - perhaps half this hemisphere and I can tell you right now there's a bunch of them to pick from. Ask the Doctor, I'm pretty sure TARDIS can locate TARDIS.

-J.

Oh, don't pretend you don't like the idea of it. ;)

[drmartha_jones]

Problem is, I've got an empty TARDIS, but no Doctor. And the only other one I'm acquainted with has gone off on holiday - never really met the other, um, three? Might have to, though.
-Martha

[cjharkness]

...Okay, Martha. Maybe you should come tell me what's going on.

[rosetyler_88]

Oi! I sometimes adress you formally!

Camping? Interesting choice of activity to get the team bonded. Better be warm! If not...you can make it warm.

I've started looking into the Government and if they are being funded by something more sinister, will let you know.

-Rose

[cjharkness]

Something more sinister than taxes and campaigning? I shudder to think.

Yes, camping. And it doesn't have to be warm. There'll be hot springs. Got a better idea? Maybe we'll plan something else. ;)

[rosetyler_88]

I'll let you know when I have a definite. Just I may not be seen much in the Hub for a few days, doing a few things in the Government building, that alright?

Oh I'm sure me and you can keep warm some other way ;)

[cjharkness]

Usual protocol applies, report when you go in and out and keep comms open. You've read the policies. You know, don't get caught.

Campfires!

[mightygwen]

*sends a message*

Camping, Captain? You really have a skewed sense of what we enjoy in our off time, don't you?

I've got a lot of info for you - do you want it via e-mail, or shall we discuss it in person?

Let me know.
Gwen

[cjharkness]

*replies*

Camping. I'd say more but I've been forbidden to talk about it. I think.

Both would be good. Send me an email then we can go over the finer details in person?

-J.

[mightygwen]

*responds*

Check out the attachment, then give me a ring when you feel like it. I'll be about my flat all evening, so I can pop over to the Hub whenever.

Gwen

Attachment: *lots of names and Gwen's theoretical connections between people* *probably a lot of questions that lack answers*

[cjharkness]

*after a while (has presumably been reading her attachment*

Scratch coming in. Mind if I stop by? I need to get out of here for a few and I'll bring dinner. Or you can come to mine. Either way, dinner and possibly enough alcohol to make this list of names more fun to look through.

[sexyteaboy]

*sends an email back to everyone*

So help me god, if i find my coffee machine in pieces, I will destroy whomever the culprit is.

Also, Captain, inviting everyone to my camping trip was overstepping your boundaries, especially given the circumstances of said trip. Be warned.

Sincerely everyone's,
I. Jones.

PS, Romana says you're all sick bastards and by "you're all", I think she means Torchwood.

[cjharkness]

*sends a private reply*

I don't think Mickey will even try, given the names he called me when I asked him to.

See what I get up to when you're not around to keep me in line?

I hope you're having fun, see you in a few days.

<3 J.

[sexyteaboy]

*sends another private reply*

You're lucky you're gorgeous. Don't be too bad, otherwise I'll spank you. ;)

Love,
Ianto