007 - ATTENTION CITIZENS

[civilizing]

It has recently come to my attention that many people have found themselves in unwanted situations causing social discomfort. In light of this, I propose that we, as citizens, unite to counteract this uncivilized behavior:

Society Helping Others Tame AbuseIf you are interested in preventing undesired advances and inappropriate behavior, please

Comments

[anti_asymmetry]

What an interesting idea.

[too_ugly]

Oh BiHe, please. You act as if you're actually being targeted.

[anti_asymmetry]

I am. A moldy older man is claiming that I'm his pet.

[too_ugly]

Let me know when this "moldy older man" approaches you. I'll gouge out his heart.

I, however, will continue to care for you as a small, helpless animal.

[so_very_greedy]

Why don't you just call yourselves "The Cock-Block Brigade."

[too_ugly]

..Greed-san. That doesn't really do much to help your image.

[so_very_greedy]

Yumichika, they're sayin' "we're going to make it our job to butt into people's business" in a fancy way.

[too_ugly]

I'm quite aware of that. They're also making a big deal of nothing based on a jumped-to conclusion and even worse assumptions.

They'll fizzle themselves out with time.

Honestly, this place is too networked with communications to keep anything a secret. Offenders of any sort will be killed by a victim's relations anyway.

[civilizing]

Of course, Adachi-san! ♥

[civilizing]

They most certainly may. Would you be interested in joining the cause?

[civilizing]

Then allow me to Welcome you to our humble organization. I am Unyuu Mimori. To whom am I speaking?

[scienceinacan]

I had an idea like this ♥

The acronym is a bit too tongue-in-cheek though...

[civilizing]

Would you be so kind as to compare your notes for such an organization with me? Perhaps even a joint-effort? Any help would be greatly appreciated.

...What's wrong with the acronym?

[scienceinacan]

It reads shota, you know? Too obvious!

[civilizing]

...It does? Oh....

Surely people will not interpret it as such.