Comments | city_of_dis: Dear UFO photographers: If you want us to believe you, perhaps you should look into a tripod

city_of_dis

Dear UFO photographers: If you want us to believe you, perhaps you should look into a tripod

May 13, 2009 14:19

Comments 5

asindreams May 14 2009, 07:14:18 UTC

Look into purchasing a tripod, or perhaps a camera capable of such advanced, space-age features as "focus!"

I want to believe. I want to believe that the lens of even a goddamned consumer camera can be made to render objects within its field of view with a degree of focus that allows for those objects to even be DESCRIBED, much less identified.

Sadly the preponderance of photographic/videotaped evidence points to "Indescribable Blob Situations" far more than "Unidentified Flying Objects." That said, hick drunkards and conspiracy loons running around blathering about the IBS they caught on tape would probably be dismissed just as forcefully.

flyswatter May 14 2009, 13:18:30 UTC

I want to bear your children.

city_of_dis May 14 2009, 14:42:09 UTC

...because of this?

flyswatter May 14 2009, 15:05:54 UTC

Nah, I'm just in the mood to bear children.

city_of_dis May 14 2009, 15:17:14 UTC

Ah, right. Spring. That special time of year when women start randomly wanting to squirt my offspring from the vaginas.