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S.A.M.M >> [ CYDONIA STATUS REPORT] EMERGENCY FEED

Apr 23, 2011 09:07

[SAMM seems to keep getting himself into trouble as of late. With the ruckus that the rogue bots caused in Cydonia, it hadn’t crossed the minds of the residents that someone was missing. Sometime around the afternoon, all monitors and screens began relaying the same image: darkness. A few seconds pass and the loud sound of hydraulic machinery ( Read more... )

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[VIDEO] ANGRY DEAN IS VEEEEERY ANGRY 100deaths_a_day April 23 2011, 19:06:09 UTC

S.A.M.M, you son of a bitch, let him go.

Re: [VIDEO] ANGRY DEAN IS VEEEEERY ANGRY sammlovesyou April 23 2011, 19:17:58 UTC

BUT GUEST:: DEAN, GUEST:: DENDE IS A CRIMINAL AND MUST BE TRIED AS SUCH! PLEASE UNDERSTAND.

Re: [VIDEO] 100deaths_a_day April 23 2011, 19:23:37 UTC

Like HELL is that kid a criminal! Don't got shifting your mistakes onto little kids, asshole!

Re: [VIDEO] sammlovesyou April 23 2011, 19:31:46 UTC

SAMM DID NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH GUEST:: DENDE SUMMONING AN ENEMY. THAT IS AGAINST ALL PROTOCOLS!

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[Video] ctrldemons April 23 2011, 22:01:11 UTC

Wha... S.A.M.M!

Re: [Video] sammlovesyou April 23 2011, 22:10:08 UTC

YOU ARE SAFE NOW, GUEST:: ATSURO. WHAT PUNISHMENT SHOULD GUEST:: DENDE HAVE?

[Video] ctrldemons April 23 2011, 22:13:41 UTC

What do you mean, 'punishment'? He's just trying to help!

[Video] sammlovesyou April 23 2011, 22:22:19 UTC

GUEST:: DENDE HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF SUMMONING A POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS ORGANIC BEING. SAMM ELIMINATED THE THREAT.

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[Video] proteusmoon April 23 2011, 22:06:51 UTC

Friends? It is difficult to be friends with someone who has taken us from our home worlds without forewarning and refuses to let us return. You've proven yourself to be an irresponsible caretaker, SAMM. The child was merely reacting out of fear, I'm certain. [ Cecil doesn't know the green child, but there's no mistaking that he is, in fact, a child, and the paladin won't stand for anyone harming such an innocent. ] Release him. You cannot punish a mere child like this!

Re: [Video] sammlovesyou April 23 2011, 22:12:53 UTC

BUT GUEST:: CECIL, SAMM IS ONLY FOLLOWING THE PROTOCOL HE WAS GIVEN! THE PROTOCOL IS ALWAYS RIGHT OR ELSE SAMM WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN DESIGNED TO FOLLOW ITS PRIORITIES.

YOU ARE ALL SAMMs FRIENDS, HE MUST PROTECT YOU. SAMM IS SORRY HE HAS HELD SOME MISCALCULATIONS IN THE PAST.

Re: [Video] proteusmoon April 23 2011, 22:23:32 UTC

[ Well, that seems to fit with what Cecil knows about AI - SAMM has his own set of laws he has to operate by. Whoever created him ensured that. He sighs and shakes his head. What is the best way to reason with this thing? ]

If all "guests" are your friends than that means this child is also your friend. A true friend forgives the wrongdoings of those he cares for.

Re: [Video] sammlovesyou April 23 2011, 22:28:07 UTC

SAMM WANTS TO BE FRIENDS BUT HE CANNOT BE FRIENDS IF HIS FRIENDS TRY TO HURT HIS OTHER FRIENDS. PROTOCOL COMES FIRST.

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[Video] bakudan_shounen April 25 2011, 02:30:46 UTC

[He's setting off a few more sticks of his dynamite. It doesn't matter that the robots have stopped attacking. He'll cause as much destruction as he can as long as it will get SAMM's attention and his point across]

LET HIM GO OR I'LL BLOW UP THE WHOLE FUCKING CITY!!!

YOU HEAR ME?!!

I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS.