The Montgomery Perfect Genetics 2.1
Last Time on the Montgomerys (because I don't blame you for not remembering what happened three months ago): Ingrid was Asher 2.0. Reagan met a deer. Ingrid and Kristoffer graduated. Ingrid and Kristoffer were wed on the beach. Everything the house broke constantly. Asher visited from the ghostly world. Ingrid had a baby girl, Marcelle, who was perfect.
So. Um. I suck at updating on a regular basis.
Starting the update off...
with the start of life!
Ingrid: So...I have to hold you.
100% accurate representatino of putting baby in crib
awwww
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marcelle is truly perfect
Reagan I don't think that's going to work
I'm very confused as to why Reagan is still alive but I'm glad she is because she takes care of Marcelle.
Reagan: Can you say "burn down the house"?
Marcelle: ...no.
Reagan: How 'bout "I love you"?
Marcelle: Wuv~!
If you direct your attention to the far left upper corner you can see Ingrid puking her guts out.
Marcelle: I do my best musical work while I am dying of tiredness.
fixin stuff together awww yeah
She's having a rough time I guess.
But yay, baby #2! I didn't want a completely boring generation.
ugh cute
Ingrid: Yay, my favorite food!
Ingrid: Aww...I just wanted pancakes.
gtfo horse you're runing the only time i ever sent a sim to a hospital ever
Anyway, it's a boy, and I love him a lot okay. This kid's great. His name is Joel, he's a cancer that's absent-minded and excitable and he likes kids music, veggie rolls, and irish green.
he looks like a baby monkey omg
Reagan: The amount of mess in this house is unnaceptable. Pancakes! On the floor!
Ingrid: A shame, I know.
Ingrid isn't that great at holding kids okay
Reagan: Fucking toilets. Can't trust 'em.
So Asher posessed the dining room table idk
Kristoffer: That's creepy.
Ingrid: Eh, leave it be.
omgggg cuties
Asher is a fairly creepy ghost tbqh. Also I redecorated the house a bunch because a) I did a CC redux and b) the hosue was ugly and c) this is pretty much where I started playing after two months or so.
Ingrid got a makeover as well.
Joel: I WILL POSESS YOUR SOOOOOOOOUL
Ingrid: I have a thing for a man in uniform.
the synchronization in this sequence creeps me out tbqh
Reagan's still taking care of the kiddos
Marcelle grew up and I cannot express the amount of love I have for her/this picture. She's having none of your shit, 'k.
+Computer Whiz, so she's a slob who's also an easily impressed computer whiz.
Marcelle: Yaaaaaay no more diapers!
Marcelle: I got this childhopp crap down.
Marcelle: My very own computer? Of my own? I've been dreaming about this for so long I am very emotional right now.
Marcelle: aw yissss
Marcelle: Grandma...you're reeeeeally old. Why aren't you dead yet, like grandpa?
Reagan: If you know what's good for you you're gonna shut your mouth kid.
ok i'm done with marcelle spam for now but she's just so perfect omg i love her
Ingrid keeps a reference book handy while she types her novels.
Joel preferes his books to be invisible.
Marcelle: Oh my God...I start school in, like, three hours. What if they hate me?
IMPOSSIBLE.
Reagan: bout time
Ingrid: MOM!
Grim: Jesus Christ guys, get over yourself. Death is a part of life.
rude.
Grim: Ready, Reagan?
Reagan: What took you so long, Grimmy?
Grim: The traffif in Starlight Shores is terrible.
It's the circle of life and thus we have a birthday. Joel got couch potato, making him an absent-minded, excitable couch potato.
He also got to stay home all day and sleep as a birthday gift. Look at his face. Look at it.
Ingrid: Now that Mom's gone I have to, like, clean and shit. Ugh.
joel ♥
Back so soon?
I'm sorry that this update is really disjointed and my commentary's off but ugh. Some of this update is from June, some from July, and the rest of it is from, like, this weekend. Since the Eonftfts have killed themselves I'm going to focus on this and the Hathaways for a while, so. Expect more frequent and better updates.
Next Time on the Montgomerys: sims do stuff