Did you hear about that big party NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT?

[cissie_king]

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Apparently there was a big bachelorette party and a wedding a few days ago.

NOBODY TOLD ME!

NOBODY INVITED ME!

But it’s okay, I am not bitter. It’s not like I really wanted to be invited to the JLA’s embarrassing orgy / drunkapalooza. I don’t enjoy watching old warrior women dragging young rent-a-boy-toys ten or fifteen years younger than them

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[anonymous]

Um, I'm pretty sure Snapper made it to the wedding. He got in a fight with that tall cyborg guy from the Titans--Mal or something?

I don't think Mal (is that the right name?) took his shoes, though.

Traya was there with her dad, ask her.

--Ray.

[cissie_king]

BASTARD DIDN'T TAKE US!

[aegof]

Does Deathstroke's penis show up often enough in your life that you need a tag for it?

[cissie_king]

You never know when it might show up again!

[aulayan]

Your mind frightens me quite a lot.

[arrlaari]

This reminds me of Ralph Dibny's Diary.