I realize....

[cirith_ungol]

That men have a tendency to think with only one head at a time. And I realize that between your broken arm and my monthly cycle, we haven't been getting a lot of opportunities.

But please! When I am dry-hacking constantly because my lungs feel like they're filled with molasses, think with the upper head before asking if I might be 'frisky'

Comments

[sethanikeem]

God-damn happy fornicating trees. The pollen count has been brutal this year. I am soooo tired of breathing what amounts to tree giz.

--M

[spearcarrier]

You mean, men actually ask such things? *shocked*

[cirith_ungol]

Usually in the same way that a puppy will bounce around your ankles and think "Outside? Outsideoutsideoutside?" at you.