*is totally too late for mirrorworld*

Jul 12, 2010 21:06


Alright you fuckers......

WHICH ONE A' YA LITTLE BITCHES PISSED IN ALL MY WHISKEY BOTTLES!

WHEN I FIND YA IM GONNA PERSONALLY GUARENTEE THAT YOU'LL BECOME A EUNUCH.

frank "baldilocks" fontaine, no pun intended, now you really pissed me off, mirror world event, hold on to your balls

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nogodsnokings July 13 2010, 01:13:22 UTC
Wasn't me.

But I kind of wish it was.

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bigbaldbronco July 13 2010, 01:42:01 UTC
Well ain't you kind Ryan. I'll remember that next time I decided to spit in your Vodka.

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nogodsnokings July 13 2010, 01:43:22 UTC
Hey, at least I didn't actually do it.

Even if I spent a lot of time thinking about doing just that

I was going to pee in your shampoo, but then I realized you were bald and maybe you didn't use shampoo.

/smirks

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bigbaldbronco July 13 2010, 01:58:11 UTC
Ahhh another bald joke, thanks for that.

Why don't you go back home and dye your hair, I think I see some greys.

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*is totally innocent* virgintoryan July 13 2010, 01:45:54 UTC
/smiles innocently and hopes that halo light is working , thumps it to make sure

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Re: *is totally innocent* bigbaldbronco July 13 2010, 02:00:29 UTC
If you managed to do that, I'd pay ta see it happen again, babe~

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Re: *is totally innocent* virgintoryan July 13 2010, 02:03:32 UTC
/scoffs , the halo falling immediately falling and hitting her in the head

OW- /rubs head

I've managed things that normal women can't , Fontaine but I didn't pee in your drink - ... Ryan's however ... /grins innocently

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Re: *is totally innocent* bigbaldbronco July 13 2010, 22:36:29 UTC
I'd pay even more for that.

But then again, your effort might be wasted 'cause what he drinks is shit anyway.

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ladiesman1959 July 13 2010, 02:37:21 UTC
[sputters]
Someone peed in your drinks?

That's just... eugh...

[mumble mumble]I am never stealing your booze again...

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ilufronkahahahahahahaimeanwhat not_a_liberator July 13 2010, 06:49:01 UTC
/PROMPTLY ZIPS UP HIS PANTS

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badtouchesyoualloverbby bigbaldbronco July 13 2010, 22:37:19 UTC
/unamused face

/shoves bottle down his throat

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ohfronkoh not_a_liberator July 14 2010, 03:30:59 UTC
/gags and sputters, shoving him away

Worth it! .../spits on his shoes

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whyevenask July 13 2010, 08:05:39 UTC
Ugh, even I can stumble to a bathroom in time.

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bigbaldbronco July 13 2010, 22:38:40 UTC
Yeah, but if Ryan told ya to do it you would.

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whyevenask July 14 2010, 07:33:11 UTC
But that doesn't make me guilty!

[Sits on a table, crossing his legs, smiling smugly.]

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