Jun 12, 2010 12:26
leave your clothes at the door, jasmine "baby factory" jolene, fort faggotry, i think it's a stripper
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[Massages his temples, looking down at the woman from the upstairs entrance, smiling half-heartedly]
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I miss my drinking buddy! Oh those long nights in Eve's Garden..../sigh~
I'm just trying to reunite the Fort Frolic family!
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[Sighs]
...Wait, what was that last bit. Before reuniting our...[Jaw twitch] so-called family.
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/awkwardly raises his hand
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Hello, dearie~ you're a fresh face! What a sight for sore eyes~
Are you one of Cohen's new...playthings~?
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But I have a feeling I was here before...during Ladies' Night.
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Ooh! What's a bromie?
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It's when your homies are a bunch of bros~
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Bros? Like brothers? I don't think we even have brothers...
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"Bros" meaning...uhh...butt buddies fellow hoars a bunch of idiots close friends rather than literal brothers.
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Uh...we don't serve happymeals here, but I can get you some applejuice if you'd like~
Can you hear me, darling?
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/glares a bit
/removes her hands, since it seems there's no more screaming going on
What?
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Looks like the blues've got you down~ or are you just grumpy?
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Better be careful with that whip Ms.Jolene.
You just might hurt yourself.
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/FUCKING CRACKS THAT FUCKING WHIP IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
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/DIVES INTO THE BAR
/BUT IS HIT BY THE WHIP ON HIS BUM
FFF....FORGET WHAT I SAID EARLIER.
:T
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What do you think you're doing, dear~?
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