EVERYONE PUT ON YOUR DANCIN' SHOES

[bzztstaticbzzt]

'CAUSE TONIGHT WE'RE SWINGING.

Click to view

But first let's start with something slow for you cripples people to warm up.

Comments

[whyevenask]

DADSLKGHSLDKJFSLKJASDF YESSS BIG BAD VOODOO DADDY!!!

[DANCES LIKE IT'S 1959]

[bweetbwooo]

[puts on shoes]

[forcedmirror]

/grabs.

/TANGOS WITH.

/gently of course.

[bweetbwooo]

[IS A CLUMSY YET WILLFUL PARTNER]

[forcedmirror]

/showered with roses.

/bows.

[passtheballs]

Warm-up?

I just got here, Coach!

AND I WILL LEAVE MY TAILCOATS -ON-

[whyevenask]

WILKINS, DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY. CAN YOU DO THE SPLITS BECAUSE I CAN TEACH YOU -SWING-.

[passtheballs]

/hits the floor and starts doing press-ups

NO, SIR.

[whyevenask]

THAT MEANS YOU LEAD, WILKINS

[SPLASH WITH MOONBEAM ABSINTHE, SIT ON HIS SPINE]

RESISTANCE TRAINING - GOOD FOR THE SPINECEPS

[shedonedidbecky]

[in the corner, idly snapping his fingers]

[may or may not be mumbling "hoo-dee-hoo-dee-hoo" under his breath]

LOLOLOL

[anirishbloke]

/walks in, not sure why everyone is listening to this CRAZY MUSIC and being indecent

/sticks hand up the pencil skirt Stango gave her, trying to fix the crotch of her nylons and hobble across the room at the same time

/spots Langford and flushes

xcuz me wtf r u doin XD

[shedonedidbecky]

[put his lips together as if to whistle to the tune, but goes deer-in-the-headlights when he spots McGee]

[stuffs his hands in the pockets of his suit jacket]

[floor-gazes]

xcuz uuu

[anirishbloke]

/starts toward the door, hesitates, does a series of jerky movements like she's doing the robot, then makes a bee-line for him

'Lo there.

/distractedly grabs at stockings

[objectivismlol]

What the hell is that noise?

[bzztstaticbzzt]

If you have no taste in music you can go right back from whence you came, demon.

[objectivismlol]

I have fine taste in music; it's a wonder you all can even hear with this infernal racket blaring.

[bzztstaticbzzt]

Yeah, sure, you probably fap to the Ninth Symphony don't you.