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May 19, 2010 16:55

[A SECURITY BOT JUST FLIES IN BLEEPING AWAY AND CRASHES IN BETWEEN A SLIDING DOOR EFFECTIVELY JAMMING IT AND CAUSING A VERY LOUD GRINDING-SCREECHING SORT OF NOISE WHICH ECHOES IN THE VAST HALLS AROUND RAPTURE]

mr. honey suckle, seymour butts, brb, security butts

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>_> <_< >_> ladiesman1959 May 20 2010, 00:12:04 UTC
>_>

[sees the bot]

[is used to being shot at by these things]

... >_>

[pokes it free with a lead pipe and hides behind a trash can]

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bweetbwooo May 20 2010, 01:11:23 UTC
[stuck]

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ladiesman1959 May 20 2010, 01:14:53 UTC
>_>

[pokes back out]

[feels bad]

[*zap*'s it]

[runs back to hide]

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bweetbwooo May 20 2010, 01:17:18 UTC
[wobbles into the air]

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dady_issus May 20 2010, 00:17:43 UTC
awwww poor little thing

/helps new security bot
I"m going to call you Mr honey suckle.

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ladiesman1959 May 20 2010, 00:18:41 UTC
[watches from behind the trash can]

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dady_issus May 20 2010, 00:20:23 UTC
.... I could have sworn I heard something something over there.....

oh well
/gos back to fixing Mr honey suckle

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ladiesman1959 May 20 2010, 00:51:01 UTC
[peeks head back up]

>_>
Psst, Marsh- is it killing anyone?

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bzztstaticbzzt May 20 2010, 01:07:03 UTC
COULD YOU KEEP IT DOWN?

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bweetbwooo May 20 2010, 01:13:04 UTC
[BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUURRRRMMMMMMMM]

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bzztstaticbzzt May 20 2010, 01:14:03 UTC
GODDAMMIT.

/TRIES TO USE ITS TELEKINETIC POWERS TO DROP THE PANTS YOU'RE NOT EVEN WEARING

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bweetbwooo May 20 2010, 01:16:37 UTC
[THE YOUNG VIRGINAL SECURITY BOT WATCHES IN HORROR AS ITS LAST SHRED OF DIGNITY IS STRIPPED]

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psychicvoid May 20 2010, 01:07:51 UTC
Would you mind not being a useless piece of rubbish? You're disrupting the thoughts around these halls...

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bweetbwooo May 20 2010, 01:13:30 UTC
[a gigantic spark erupts from its propellers at you]

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psychicvoid May 20 2010, 01:16:25 UTC
OW...

I...hope you enjoy your few moments of steam-powered freedom, you little tin twit, for your future is looking quite grim indeed...

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bweetbwooo May 20 2010, 01:18:16 UTC

polarsoybeans May 20 2010, 01:12:19 UTC
/HEART FLUTTERS LIEK WOAH
/YELLS OVER THE SCREECHING NOISE

HEY THERE. HELLO. UH. ARE YOU NEW AROUND HERE?
>>
<<

Did you ever know a bot named Cherry? *o*

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bweetbwooo May 20 2010, 01:14:43 UTC
[SCREAMS SILENTLY AS THE METAL DOORS SMASH ITS BODY REPEATEDLY, SLOWLY CRUSHING THE MECHANICAL LIFE FROM ITS RUSTED, BEATEN FRAME]

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polarsoybeans May 20 2010, 01:28:23 UTC
/PULLS YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THERE

Trust me! I'm a doctor! And you need to be more careful. :T

/presses x and heals you with eve

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bweetbwooo May 20 2010, 01:31:36 UTC
[sparks fly

sails up into the air and crashes into the ceiling before hovering unstably nearby

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP]

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