A... request?

[hooched_up]

Ummm... this is going to sound weird but does anyone have, er, extra underwear?

Mister Cohen took my last pair an' is trying to force me to walk around town naked or some weird shit. NEED ASSISTANCE.

In return I'll, errrr, give you somethin'. Like this:

Comments

[onesaneman]

I think Sophia Lamb has a few extra pairs....from nearly every member of the community. She tends to deal them out, so you might need to pay more than you expect

[hooched_up]

She is charging way too much for Mister Ryan's old, unwashed underwear.

[esquirethatis]

Now, what in God's name would I do with that, son? ...Son, right?

Did you try a vendin' machine?

[hooched_up]

What would you do with- are you serious? AHAHAHA! What would you... You drink it, crazy! Yeah?

I saw the El Ammo Bandito making off with a whole stash of 'em. :c

[esquirethatis]

.... mmmmmhmm. Well, sonit IS son, right?!, I'd have t'say I've got better things t'do.

[hooched_up]

:| Like what, for instance? 'Cause... if your reputation is anything to go by, I'd say Mineral Spirits > getting knocked up by a newt.

[evesjasmine]

I don't wear underwear. :c

[seehowyouburn]

Much as you an' Rod share a family resemblance in being smokin' hot boxes, I hate t'see a lady sad about havin' no underwear. Especially my sugar's mama.

Y'want a pair of Cohen's panties?

[evesjasmine]

Yes I would. <3

The splicers keep making off with all of my panties.

I don't know what they do with them...

[seehowyouburn]

*have that Monday pair, Jasmine, they remind Cobb of your vagina son predicament*

Shrine out by the waterfall, fulla 'em last I saw. 'til I stole the best pair for Rod Either that or they're sellin' licks of 'em for a quarter again.

[seehowyouburn]

Just so happens that while you were lettin' that old fruit tell ya a bedtime story, I took me a little stroll... turns out there wasn't a damn piece'a kibble at Suchong's place, fuck knows what he was feedin' them puppies.

...also turns out ol' Cohen had some mighty pretty panties in his panty drawer where I went lookin' for the film of that one weekend y'decided you were a coin-op whiskey fountain, hell, we oughta do that again, invite Red, maybe yer mama didn't find the flick, but I figured on trading these back to 'im for a couple of those dirty movies when he starts missin' knowing what day of the week it is without your pecker t'guide him:

[hooched_up]

It was a pretty good story until he got loaded and knocked that candle into my lap. Now I got a hole in my favourite nylons. Shame you missed it. The... story, not the part with hot wax. But- [insert pearl clutching moment here!] Poor lil' fuzz scraps must've been starving. :c

Er, wow. Would've never pegged Cohen for these kind of... y'know, they kindaaa look like they belong to a little girl. That makes me feel dirty. In a good way.

You sure you don't want that Mineral Spirits right now, Silas?

[seehowyouburn]

Aw, Rod, that coot's the biggest lil' girl under the big blue ocean! I like that in a man. See also: my cock.

'member that time he was pissin' his pants, runnin' away from that Daddy like a spooked rabbit? He weren't tryin' to get that girl's ADAM, he just wanted to wear her panties. Boy, you oughta see some of the dresses he's been hiding in his closet ... should drop on by, play dress-up some time we can have a pageant I'll score y'all on congeniality cocksuckin'.

...c'mon over here and bring that turpentine. I'm itchin' for a drink. And t'hear all about that hot wax.

[hooched_up]

He can be butch. Sometimes. I like that about you. That too.

-what were you doing in his closet? You weren't tryin' anything on, were you? I might get jealous.

This reminds me.... [squints, trying to read the label on the back of the tin] Pffffft, everyone's been saying I can't read or some shit. I can SO read... um...

[polarsoybeans]

....................*removes underwear*

..........*hands it to you* Don't worry, they're perfectly clean. D:

[hooched_up]

Gee, that's swell, pops. But my bestest pal just stole borrowed sniffed these ones.

[pats bum, admiring his "Preppy Thursday" panties]

[polarsoybeans]

Hmm...those are quite nice...they seem....clean enough..../twitches/

And that color really give justice to your----

[hooched_up]

D: Is something the matter?