Ummm... this is going to sound weird but does anyone have, er, extra underwear?
Mister Cohen took my last pair an' is trying to force me to walk around town naked or some weird shit. NEED ASSISTANCE.
In return I'll, errrr, give you somethin'. Like this:
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Did you try a vendin' machine?
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I saw the El Ammo Bandito making off with a whole stash of 'em. :c
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Y'want a pair of Cohen's panties?
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The splicers keep making off with all of my panties.
I don't know what they do with them...
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Shrine out by the waterfall, fulla 'em last I saw. 'til I stole the best pair for Rod Either that or they're sellin' licks of 'em for a quarter again.
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...also turns out ol' Cohen had some mighty pretty panties in his panty drawer where I went lookin' for the film of that one weekend y'decided you were a coin-op whiskey fountain, hell, we oughta do that again, invite Red, maybe yer mama didn't find the flick, but I figured on trading these back to 'im for a couple of those dirty movies when he starts missin' knowing what day of the week it is without your pecker t'guide him:
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Er, wow. Would've never pegged Cohen for these kind of... y'know, they kindaaa look like they belong to a little girl. That makes me feel dirty. In a good way.
You sure you don't want that Mineral Spirits right now, Silas?
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'member that time he was pissin' his pants, runnin' away from that Daddy like a spooked rabbit? He weren't tryin' to get that girl's ADAM, he just wanted to wear her panties. Boy, you oughta see some of the dresses he's been hiding in his closet ... should drop on by, play dress-up some time we can have a pageant I'll score y'all on congeniality cocksuckin'.
...c'mon over here and bring that turpentine. I'm itchin' for a drink. And t'hear all about that hot wax.
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-what were you doing in his closet? You weren't tryin' anything on, were you? I might get jealous.
This reminds me.... [squints, trying to read the label on the back of the tin] Pffffft, everyone's been saying I can't read or some shit. I can SO read... um...
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..........*hands it to you* Don't worry, they're perfectly clean. D:
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[pats bum, admiring his "Preppy Thursday" panties]
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And that color really give justice to your----
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