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[forcedmirror]

/has gotten a hold of a chalkboard and a piece of broken plaster

/scrawls out a message:

I AM WORRIED THAT I AM NOT A COOL DAD
I DO NOT WANT TO EMBARRASS ELEANOR IN FRONT OF HER FRIENDS
HOW DO I BE COOL?

Comments

[greatchainmyass]

Well make sure you show 'em all who's boss, because you can't embarrass her if you scare her friends shitless.

[forcedmirror]

/writes:

BUT I DON'T WANT TO HURT THEM.

[deadtinwalking]

You can start by lettin' her date the more, eh, experienced gents. likemeohoho~

[forcedmirror]

/writes:

ARE YOU A DEATH MACHINE?

[dady_issus]

HE IS NOT, YOU SHOULD NOT TRUST HIM,

[silasonthecobb]

PAY MAH RENT AND YEW WILL BE SO COOL ELEANOR WILL BE A TEEMING MASS OF POPULARITY YIPPIE KAYE YAYYYY