Comments | circusofwhores: Attention Children

urmothergoose in circusofwhores

Attention Children

Mar 03, 2010 22:42

It was brought to me that Frau Jolene is giving free food to masses.

With a little logic, we all know nobody except Gilbo gives anything away for free in Rapture. When I open the sandwiches, I had lots to see.

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evesjasmine March 3 2010, 21:46:44 UTC

[stands and stares]

Oh god. Those aren't my sandwiches...

urmothergoose March 3 2010, 22:01:15 UTC

My children say they received them from you personally.

objectivismlol March 3 2010, 22:24:10 UTC

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

urmothergoose March 3 2010, 23:12:21 UTC

Why do you ask me?

It is your woman who cuts parts of your body and feeds your people with them.

While Fraulein Sofia would like this idea, I would say people are already fed up from all these years of Andrew Ryan Wurst eating.

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iseeangels March 3 2010, 22:31:39 UTC

..but I am so hungry.

urmothergoose March 3 2010, 23:14:01 UTC

Do not worry child!

Fraulein Sofia made sure we finally have meat on our plates!

Now child, go in Gilbo's tank and press the fry button. We will be having feast tonight.

iseeangels March 3 2010, 23:30:26 UTC

Sofia is such a nice lady.

But wouldn't that hurt Mister Gilbo?

urmothergoose March 3 2010, 23:47:03 UTC

Do not worry, my child.

Gilbo is now with angles. He left us frying tank and a piece of meat inside so we could have a nice dinner.
Hop hop now! Meal is waiting over HERE. Tell him Mama Tenenbaum sent you.

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1st_protagonist March 3 2010, 22:33:04 UTC

...

...I can't just have a bite?

urmothergoose March 3 2010, 23:16:58 UTC

No, stay away! [hand slap]

I already had nightmares to clean your parents sexual diseases from your genetics, you will not get them again while I am around.

1st_protagonist March 4 2010, 00:41:13 UTC

Oh, I guess it's a good thing you did that...

...but man, those sandwiches look delicious.

urmothergoose March 4 2010, 00:51:12 UTC

Tonight, we have something more delicious on our table.

Jack, have you ever tried newt meat?

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polarsoybeans March 4 2010, 00:09:06 UTC

I think I'll just cook all my food from now on. Boil it all. I must keep my wurst away from you urchins.

Is a man not entitled to a safe, poison/germ/disease-free meal?

I should open a sanitary establishment. -___-

urmothergoose March 4 2010, 00:14:41 UTC

I wonder, what do you feed yourself with down here?

All the food sources have drained.

polarsoybeans March 4 2010, 00:28:59 UTC

You'd be surprised by the number of potato chips still chillin' in the vending machines. Perfectly packaged and ready to be DIGESTED.

also, goddess sponge cake.