Notice to... Phil... Isidore...

[urfuckingfired]

/crawls forward, gasping for air

Mr. Phil... Isidore, I... got out of my tank to... ask you a... a question. Face to... face.

You are undoubtedly... the worst incompetent I have ever... seen... but you have been... giving me snack bars and toys and you... and... you...

Oh, bugger it... all. Will you... go to... the prom with... me? I promise I will

Comments

[iheartufos]

/looks up from picture of Doc Hollcroft and dries tears

Oh, Mr. Alexander, I'd - I'd LOVE to! I could even g-get us matching alien tuxedos if you'd like!

[wildmustango]

Isidore, as much as that...thing creeps me out and fills me with jealous rage, maybe you should help it get back in its tank. Mark'll be upset if it dies.

[iheartufos]

Sure thing, Benny! Wait what you're jealous of that?

He does look a little bit sick. Oh dear, I hope he can get back in without much help. D:

[wildmustango]

Well, see, Mark loves this thing, and...well...

/nods shortly

I, uh...well. I guess I could help ya out. If ya needed it.

[yesmisteralex]

Oh dear... Are you alright, sir? Was it really necessary to leave your tank?

[urfuckingfired]

Yes, yes... quite all right. Just need to... wait... for my lungs to... to get back in... function.

And I had... to leave... it. You see, humans like it when... you do... something like this... for them. Sacrifice... laddo.

[fightthefamily]

Daddy 2!

/gives Gil injection so he doesnt die

[urfuckingfired]

Don't worry, my dear! I'm quite all right now, since--

Oh. Oh, that feels
wonderful.

[fightthefamily]

Get in that big test chamber over there dad. I have an idea to get you human for the dance.