Comments | circusofwhores: Hey Lucy~ I'm Home!

bigbaldbronco in circusofwhores

Hey Lucy~ I'm Home!

May 08, 2010 11:22

/comes home

/sweeps dust of desk

/gets new bed sheets

/chases splicers out of kitchen

/throws lei and hibicus shirt in corner

There's a dance gon' on? Well lucky for all the ladies I got back in time from my bit of R & R.

Hey Moira? Ya miss me? Don't worry I didn't have much any fun with the island dames. Do you wanna go to the dance with me?

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hawaii or bust, frank "earless shark" fontaine, moira darlin', anna "down in front" culpepper, frank "so never gettin' any" fontaine, rapture prom, in no way is this creepy

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ladiesman1959 May 8 2010, 15:38:30 UTC

[is chased out of kitchen]

bigbaldbronco May 8 2010, 15:41:26 UTC

/with a steel pot and a bottle of wisky.

And don't you come back!

ladiesman1959 May 8 2010, 15:52:12 UTC

[looks over his shoulder]
[sees Bread behind you]
[BIG GRIN]

bigbaldbronco May 8 2010, 15:55:11 UTC

/smacks upside the head with whiskey

Thread 8

breadloser May 8 2010, 15:47:14 UTC

/runs out of kitchen

/TELEPORTS BEHIND FONTAINE

bigbaldbronco May 8 2010, 15:54:13 UTC

/CHUCKS POT AT YOU MOTHERFUCKER

Get outa my house!

breadloser May 8 2010, 19:41:40 UTC

YA WANNA GO AT IT, YOU UGLY BALD-HEADED FUCK? >:[

/teleports away from incoming pot

/SHOOTS FIREBALL AT FONTAINE'S HEAD

bigbaldbronco May 8 2010, 19:53:32 UTC

/pats sleeve to put out the flames

/electrobolt

/grabs shotgun from under bar

Thread 12

betterthancohen May 8 2010, 17:59:48 UTC

[files nails with an emery board]

You want me to be your back-up plan?

bigbaldbronco May 8 2010, 18:47:53 UTC

Well I'm sorry babe, but I've got a soft spot for Moira.

I've got somethin' a bit firmer for you.

betterthancohen May 9 2010, 01:43:46 UTC

I'm sure the crudeness works when you go slumming it, Fontaine, but let me remind you that you're not speaking to a woman you picked up in the backrooms at Eve's.

bigbaldbronco May 9 2010, 04:39:12 UTC

/chuckles

Always a charmer, and straight to the point. I like a woman like you, you got spirit.

Thread 10

objectivismlol May 8 2010, 20:04:19 UTC

You probably picked up a new STD, right?

bigbaldbronco May 8 2010, 20:09:25 UTC

Im cleaner then you. Theres a reason you don't fuck prostitutes.

You wanna lei?

objectivismlol May 8 2010, 20:31:11 UTC

NO.

/puts it on anyway

I'm as clean as the pure driven snow.

bigbaldbronco May 8 2010, 20:33:38 UTC

And I'm actually a nice guy.

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polarsoybeans May 8 2010, 21:33:21 UTC

EXCUSE ME, I WASN'T DONE CLEANING THE SCUM AND SEMEN OUT FROM UNDER YOUR SINK.

Mind explaining how that got there in the first place?
/eats your chips

bigbaldbronco May 9 2010, 01:29:07 UTC

GET OUT NOW!

/takes chips back

polarsoybeans May 9 2010, 15:38:01 UTC

THIS MAY BE YOUR KITCHEN, BUT THIS ISN'T YOUR CITY!!

/hauls your refrigerator out the door

bigbaldbronco May 9 2010, 15:54:08 UTC

/electrobolt

How the fuck can you carry that!