An ode to Mark

[urfuckingfired]

I can't stop fapping to you

Comments

[ladiesman1959]

Hey, I wonder what this entry is...
[reads]
...
[leaves]

[urfuckingfired]

Come back! I can write one for you, too!

[objectivismlol]

[urfuckingfired]

Jealous, Mr. Ryan?

[objectivismlol]

Hell no.

[urfuckingfired]

Oh, you are! Your moustache is
twitching with anticipation of hearing my song, dedicated to the brilliance that is you!

[yesmisteralex]

You're quite the poet, sir.

[urfuckingfired]

Thank you, Richardson. Finally, someone who appreciates my poetic skill! I foresee a promotion in your future, my good man!

[yesmisteralex]

A promotion?

Could I perhaps work in the testing department out of spite for those PETA folks?

[urfuckingfired]

Why, you most certainly can! Is PETA making things difficult for you again?

[1st_protagonist]

THAT IS SO SWEET.

D'oho, Mark, you lucky duck. cB

[urfuckingfired]

Oh,
Jack! Doesn't it feel wonderful to be in love?

I'm sure you and your father feel the same way, yes? Oh, love! Love, love, love!

[1st_protagonist]

Oh, well, I don't think there'd ever be poetry involved, but...~

*showers everything with flower petals*

[urfuckingfired]

Ah. He's not the sort to appreciate that type of gifts, is he? Shame, shame!

/showers Jack with little pink sugar hearts

[not_harry_mason]

♥A♥ Oh, Gil! This is so beautiful!

/heart flutters

/headbutts cheerily

[urfuckingfired]

I am so glad you like it, my dearest! I just felt like sharing a tidbit of love, you see. I've been feeling awfully cheery lately! Must be all that headbutting.

Oh, I also have a present for you!

/hands Mark a Tully-shaped box of chocolates