I swear when I find you

[fightthefamily]

/Glares at the circus, trying to hypnotize the next unfortunate idiot who walks by.

I didn't sign up for this, I....

/suddenly feels the dramatic need to sexually harass a toasty splicer.

Comments

[fuckingmongoose]

You look familiar. Very attractive. I would mount you, but I am presently human.

[fightthefamily]

Strange you do to. Shame I cant see to far up, my eyesight is terrible.

Have you seen any toasty splicers around?

[fuckingmongoose]

Your eyesight may be. Your sense of smell is not. Toasty carries a unique scent.

I have only humped him very recently. It was very disappointing. I think it was over there. *points*

[polarsoybeans]

FUCKIN' MONGOOOSEEE.....I'LL SKIN YA AND WEAR YA ON MY BALD HEAD.

/gives chase

[ladiesman1959]

What's that about me- OH SHIT

[objectivismlol]

/PUNCHES

[buddyryan]

Hello, child. I don't think we've met, and yet I feel a strong instinctive hatred towards you. Are you a Parasite?