What the hell is going on this time?

[not_harry_mason]

/STOMPS into the comm with an impressive black eye

This? Oh, don't mind this. I just woke up, saw myself in the mirror and had the "mysterious compulsion" [GLOWERS] to punch myself in the face really hard.

Comments

[objectivismlol]

I-

/snort

What I meant to-

/giggle

OH, MONEYBAGS, YOUR FACE! AHAHAHAHA!

/rolls around on the motherfucking FLOOR

[not_harry_mason]

THIS IS NOT A FUNNY SITUATION.

/loads rocket launc-- no, hang on.

[objectivismlol]

/stops rolling

No, I assure you, it is a ridiculously amusing situation, Doctor Lamb.

/continues

[not_harry_mason]

I'm not that crazy bitch. >:I

/GLARES
/straightens glasses

[fuckingshrugged]

Well, if it ain't the doctor. I'd be none too surprised to find out that this be your doin', Lamb.

The people aren't yer toys, Dr. Lamb. And I'll be glad to make yer other eye match, as soon as I find me shillelagh.

[not_harry_mason]

/ahsdjaljsj

Do I have to wear a damn nametag? Do I sound like Lamb?! I'M MARK, YOU VICIOUS WOMAN.

[mmhsocommongood]

OHGOD WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BEAUTIFUL FA-

...fa... fhmm... uh.... female employer's face... which... I... treasure as if it were my own, not because I am her, I mean YOU, but because I, like any other generic Rumbler, feel intensely loyal towards her... I mean YOU (on an entirely voluntary basis).

[not_harry_mason]

Your face? Is that-- D8< YOU--

...Jesus, is that what I usually sound like?

[mmhsocommongood]

What you usually sound l-

/conveniently notices 'Mark Meltzer' imprint at the inside of "her" suit at this very moment

...

...

Oh brother.

[not_harry_mason]

Sofia goddamn Lamb.

/gets all up in yo' grille

Oh, I would love to make you swallow a live grenade right now. You're lucky I want my face back sometime soon. I might drown myself if I have to keep looking like you.