/STOMPS into the comm with an impressive black eye
This? Oh, don't mind this. I just woke up, saw myself in the mirror and had the "mysterious compulsion" [GLOWERS] to punch myself in the face really hard.
...fa... fhmm... uh.... female employer's face... which... I... treasure as if it were my own, not because I am her, I mean YOU, but because I, like any other generic Rumbler, feel intensely loyal towards her... I mean YOU (on an entirely voluntary basis).
Oh, I would love to make you swallow a live grenade right now. You're lucky I want my face back sometime soon. I might drown myself if I have to keep looking like you.
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/snort
What I meant to-
/giggle
OH, MONEYBAGS, YOUR FACE! AHAHAHAHA!
/rolls around on the motherfucking FLOOR
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/loads rocket launc-- no, hang on.
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No, I assure you, it is a ridiculously amusing situation, Doctor Lamb.
/continues
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/GLARES
/straightens glasses
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The people aren't yer toys, Dr. Lamb. And I'll be glad to make yer other eye match, as soon as I find me shillelagh.
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Do I have to wear a damn nametag? Do I sound like Lamb?! I'M MARK, YOU VICIOUS WOMAN.
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...fa... fhmm... uh.... female employer's face... which... I... treasure as if it were my own, not because I am her, I mean YOU, but because I, like any other generic Rumbler, feel intensely loyal towards her... I mean YOU (on an entirely voluntary basis).
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...Jesus, is that what I usually sound like?
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/conveniently notices 'Mark Meltzer' imprint at the inside of "her" suit at this very moment
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Oh brother.
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/gets all up in yo' grille
Oh, I would love to make you swallow a live grenade right now. You're lucky I want my face back sometime soon. I might drown myself if I have to keep looking like you.
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