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ladiesman1959 in circusofwhores

DING DERP THE WITCH IS DEAD

Apr 21, 2010 23:22

[Toasty's got on a pretty creepy, intense stare. His badass is showing.]
TENENBAUM.
I DID IT.
I KILLED PEACH.
I shot him in the fucking face.
I want to be a daddy.
GIVE ME A FUCKING KID.

And also some security camera footage:

B) I need more bandages. < Fitzy>So much twirling... < Fitzy>! < Fitzy>O-okay! We'll get you some. :) * Toastyrifles through ( Read more... )

somebody gonna get pregnant, font face="straight up murder", looks photoshopped, dorama, toasty splicer, mortuary or peepshow: you decide, peach "naked and moist splicers" wilkins, don't you mock my tag deficiency, frosted derpes bunty, don't be a pussy - this guy looks legit, keep him away from children, fucking sploicers, give him your children!, adorkable tumor bunty

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i_hate_dynamite April 22 2010, 03:24:27 UTC

*runs in waving pictures* :D

ladiesman1959 April 22 2010, 03:30:45 UTC

greatchainmyass April 22 2010, 03:34:43 UTC

Hey how's it going.

ladiesman1959 April 22 2010, 03:37:31 UTC

ladiesman1959 April 22 2010, 03:38:17 UTC

I FUCKING HATE YOOOOOOUUUUU

greatchainmyass April 22 2010, 03:41:13 UTC

[INFO] Channel view for “#biomeme” opened.
-->| YOU (ThatLoserPeachy) have joined #biomeme
=-= Topic for #biomeme is “EGGS IN FUCKIN' BOXES?! I WON'T STAND FOR THIS”
=-= Topic for #biomeme was set by Vanny on Wednesday, April 21, 2010 10:31:27 AM
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
...
ZOBIE
HE GOT UP OH GOD
ZOBIE!
: |
: I
>:I Peach...

AAAAAAAGH
* Toasty puts the pistol in his mouth
* Adverb brandishes a piece of driftwood
NOOOO
* Fitzy smacks it out of his hand
>:I
>:I
He won't die.
>:I
Oh, I thought you meant...
Nevermind.
* Toasty collapses in a sobbing heap
* Fitzy gives it back
(Adverb, I read that as "brainwashes a piece of driftwood" FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF)
!
((No, It was in Toasty's mouth))
* Fitzy takes it again
((Oh, ok. xD))
WHO WAS FONDLING MY CORPSE
( XD Yes, that is Adverb's new hobby. XD )
* Fitzy picks him up and hugs him
XD

YOU
:|
H-hey, come on now. :<
WASN'T ME
:|
Wasn't me.

IT WAS YOUR VERY OWN HANDS, PEACHY
:|
Ew.
Fml
*hug*
* Toasty hugs back
WAT.
( ... )

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i_hate_dynamite April 22 2010, 03:42:23 UTC

...

*points up at Peach*

That is an impostor. Probably Patrick or something. Look, I have picture right here of Peach with a cap in his ass head. :I

greatchainmyass April 22 2010, 03:53:13 UTC

Sonny I've taken more bullets than hairs on your head.

i_hate_dynamite April 22 2010, 03:53:57 UTC

All to the face? Because that would explain a lot.

greatchainmyass April 22 2010, 14:45:33 UTC

Not all of 'em.

... And what do you mean that'd explain a lot?!

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OOC not_harry_mason April 22 2010, 09:39:47 UTC

THIS POST WAS LITERALLY THE BEST WAY MY MORNING COULD HAVE STARTED. XD

brb dying.

mmhsocommongood April 22 2010, 15:25:32 UTC

Let me just see if I understand you correctly, Mr. Toast; you are in fact planning on murdering a poor man in cold blood and leave behind not only his grieving widow, but also his unborn child, all because of a "promise" made by Dr. Tenenbaum?

ladiesman1959 April 22 2010, 17:53:14 UTC

Yes.

mmhsocommongood April 22 2010, 18:11:07 UTC

Mr. Toast, I apologise, I believe I must have phrased my question poorly. Let me reword it, for better comprehension: Are you in fact planning on murdering Peach Wilkins in cold blood, causing him to leave behind his widow - who is not only grieving, but also (on top of being an avid collector of medieval torture devices) suffering from hormone-induced fits of rage on account of being pregnant with Peach Wilkins' child, all because of a "promise" made by Dr. Tenenbaum?

ladiesman1959 April 22 2010, 18:24:39 UTC

Ye...mmm...
...no?
No.

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