Citizens of Rapture!
I believe I speak for most of us when I say that the last couple of days have been quite the experienceOf course I have already fully recovered, as have a few others, yet many of you are still suffering and as always I would like to offer you my service in order to restore the healthy minds and bodies of Rapture's people
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Now stop asking questions and let your wife kiss you. Gently. On the neck.
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Corba. It's Russian.
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...however especially your last problem quite reminds me of my old friend, Mr. Alexander. Did you perhaps consider wooing one of your fellow citizens and offer sexual favours in exchange for regular meals?
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Are any of them also aquatic creatures?
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...what's wrong with your face?
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*finds a bucket to go throw up in*
Y-you....I think there's something wrong with you!
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