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dady_issus April 15 2010, 01:42:43 UTC
but, I am in love what else am I going to think about?

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bzztstaticbzzt April 15 2010, 01:45:42 UTC
STOP BEING IN LOVE.

OIL IS NOT A GOOD LUBRICANT FOR HUMANS.

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dady_issus April 15 2010, 01:46:34 UTC
I CAN'T SHE"S TO PERFICT
THEN I WILL USE CRISCO.

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bzztstaticbzzt April 15 2010, 02:01:51 UTC
NO.

JUST.

JUST NO OKAY.

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mmhsocommongood April 15 2010, 01:43:22 UTC
...because that is indeed where they belong. Such wise words for such a small electronical appliance. I thank you, brother radio!

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bzztstaticbzzt April 15 2010, 01:48:57 UTC
I thank you too.

I'd also thank you if you would stop thinking about self-flagellation and fasting and torturing heretics.

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1st_protagonist April 15 2010, 01:46:43 UTC
Sorry, what did you say? I was distracted by my new robot love and being able to juggle my own boobs and all the things I can do to Atlas in a skirt once I get my manhood back.

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bzztstaticbzzt April 15 2010, 01:55:00 UTC
I think my brain is breaking.

Would you kindly behave and in exchange I won't broadcast that one recording of when that Big Daddy started humping your leg.

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1st_protagonist April 15 2010, 01:58:20 UTC
*jiggles boobs on the radio* SORRY WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER HOW FUN THIS IS. (B

Good times, man. Good times.

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bzztstaticbzzt April 15 2010, 01:59:12 UTC
WHEN I GROW ARMS YOU WILL REGRET THIS.

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yesmisteralex April 15 2010, 01:47:38 UTC
/he would sing a lighthearted song about life under the sea if he could, but he's busy suffocating and bleeding a bit due to the broken glass from his shattered tank.

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bzztstaticbzzt April 15 2010, 01:56:01 UTC
Just die and stop thinking those depressing things already!

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yesmisteralex April 15 2010, 01:56:59 UTC
I'm trying, but I can only die so quickly without anybody to assist me.

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bzztstaticbzzt April 15 2010, 02:02:51 UTC
And it is too bad that I have no hands to murder you with.

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anirishbloke April 15 2010, 02:13:31 UTC
Ye just learn to drown it out after a while...

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bzztstaticbzzt April 15 2010, 02:20:38 UTC
I'd like to know when after a while is BECAUSE IT'S TAKING TOO LONG.

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anirishbloke April 15 2010, 02:23:09 UTC
Find yer happy place. Centre yerself. Take a deeeep breath.

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bzztstaticbzzt April 15 2010, 02:23:59 UTC
I can't breathe. I'm a radio.

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