I AM SO DELICIOUSLY EVIIIIIL, AHAHAHA!

[objectivismlol]

/ties Little Sister!Atlas to the rails

/twists moustachio whilst cackling

AHAHAHA! NO ONE WILL SAVE YOU NOW, LITTLE G- ERM... IRISH... MAN IN A TINY SKIRT.

/ties Marsh down nearby

JUST BECAUSE I FELT LIKE IT! TROLOLO!

Comments

[fuckingshrugged]

/drums feet in utter temper tantrum

MR. B WILL SAVE ME, YE GREAT UGLY BASTARD! HE'LL COME! JUST YE WAIT!

UNZIP HIM, MR. B!

[fuckingshrugged]

JACKIE, WATCH OUT FOR THE TRAIN!

[1st_protagonist]

...That one over there that's moving at about a foot an hour? D:!

[fuckingshrugged]

YES

RUN

[1st_protagonist]

*DIVES OFF THE TRACKS IN SLOW-MOTION*

[anirishbloke]

/BIONIC MAN NOISE

[objectivismlol]

/KICKS ATLAS ONTO THE RAILS