I AM SO DELICIOUSLY EVIIIIIL, AHAHAHA!

[objectivismlol]

/ties Little Sister!Atlas to the rails

/twists moustachio whilst cackling

AHAHAHA! NO ONE WILL SAVE YOU NOW, LITTLE G- ERM... IRISH... MAN IN A TINY SKIRT.

/ties Marsh down nearby

JUST BECAUSE I FELT LIKE IT! TROLOLO!

Comments

[dady_issus]

but now how will I go fine my love jack.

[objectivismlol]

I DON'T CARE!

[dady_issus]

SEE THIS IS WHY NO ONE LIKES YOU, AND WHY YOUR SON SLEEPS AROUND.

[objectivismlol]

I'm sure my son will become an evil mastermind like me one day...

If not I can always... KILL HIM.

[greatchainmyass]

[dady_issus]

wait which on am I?

[greatchainmyass]

You can be the dead guy.

[dady_issus]

how about you be the dead guy and I be the guy with the gun.

[fuckingshrugged]

/drums feet in utter temper tantrum

MR. B WILL SAVE ME, YE GREAT UGLY BASTARD! HE'LL COME! JUST YE WAIT!

UNZIP HIM, MR. B!

[objectivismlol]

SHUT UP YOU!

/sticks a fish in his mouth

[fuckingshrugged]

/kicks out wildly with a foot

GRHRHANGHGHRL!

/spits

MOIRA?! MCGEE?! JACK?! SOMEBODY!

[fuckingshrugged]

COMRADE?!?!

[mmhsocommongood]

Andrew, this isn't you! Let the... girl go, it's not too late to turn back and apologise!

[objectivismlol]

IT'S TOO LATE TO APOLOGISE, IT'S TOO LAAAAATE, YEAAAAAAH~

[mmhsocommongood]

Don't say that!

/LINKS ARMS WITH RYAN AND FALLS TO HER KNEES

Let us pray!

[objectivismlol]

/KICKS HER

NOOO!

[fearmyblowtorch]

/STREAKS INTO POST

/notices Ryan

OHSHI- I just ran inta the wrong post! D8

[objectivismlol]

GODDAMNIT, NORRIS!

/CUES BENNY HILL THEME

[fearmyblowtorch]

FUUUUUUUUUU-

/HAULS NAKED ASS OUT OF HERE