You all thought I was dead?

[bigbaldbronco]

APRIL FOOLS BITCHES!

Im glad to see you all missed me while I was gone. Vacationing on Hawaii was a nice change of pace, but now I'm back, and you're all gonna regret it.

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[greatchainmyass]

Hey, Fontaine, Remember how I said I would get you a kid?

[bigbaldbronco]

Don't make me go punch Sofia in the stomach.

[greatchainmyass]

Hey it was just an april fools image! Don't take it to heart! :(

I'll just get her pregnant again.

[bigbaldbronco]

You know Peach, with you marrying Lamb, this means you're gonna be Ellie's father number 3. And Stan's father in law.

[dat_free_will]

*hold his fingers in front of his face like a mustache*

*wiggles them a little*

Bawoo?

[bigbaldbronco]

How ya doin' Daddy?

I can't understand what you're sayin'

[dat_free_will]

Bawoo *points at a poster for Anna Culpepper* bawoo woo *points at Peach* bawoo bawoo woo *touches his bald helmet* bawoo *touches Fontaine's bald head*.

Bawoo?

[bigbaldbronco]

Heh, I pretended ta die. Those morons were all running around as confused as headless chickens.

[fightthefamily]

Hee-hee~

See I told you guys he was still alive~

[bigbaldbronco]

}:|

I know all about you bein' on Atlas' side kid.

[fightthefamily]

Christ yer right! I be a proud Irish woman now!

[anirishbloke]

How the feck did ye even get to the surface? Floated on ye bloated head?

[bigbaldbronco]

Talk to your friend Atlas, we went to Hawaii together.

[anirishbloke]

/SPITS. BLOOD.

[bigbaldbronco]

Im speakin' the truth. We even had a couple of drinks together. ANd now I have this funny mark on my neck.

[deadtinwalking]

You know what wasn't an April Fool's joke, Fontaine? You not bustin' my ass outta jail.

[urfuckingfired]

Uncle Alexander can get you out of that jail in a
jiffy!

[bigbaldbronco]

That's just weird Alex.

[urfuckingfired]

Alex?

You forgot something, Baldo.