Listen up Pal's.
Your resident "psychologist" who only got 'er position 'cause she knocked out all of the rest of 'em tossed me her glasses in a fit of RAGE and ANGER because she knew what I said 'bout her bein' a crook was true!
Ok, maybe not rage and maybe not anger but I swear there was some sort a gleam in her eye.
And don't worry I cleaned these
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Maybe if I just punch out the glass and wear the frames...
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[holds up a picture of Fontaine]
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:/
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They're cut up and put into jars and then I store them in my freezer.
Now do you have a problem?
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oh god get away from me
Yes. I have a problem.
I think I'm gay.
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'Sides sexuality is fluid and blah blah blah so it changes over time blah blah blah.
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/walks alongside the wall hesitantly
Mister... I mean, Doctor Wilkins, how much wood should a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was suffering from bulimia, caused directly by severe abandonment issues?
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...exactly what it says in the book. Dammit
I hope you're happy now. In fact, congratulations, you were absolutely right. You can give me back my glasses now. So I can stop confusing people. Just before I thought I was talking to Julie Langford, yet when I put on my monocle to get at least a blurry view it turns out she was really Tenenbaum.
In fact without my glasses...
/looks around nervously, turns pale
Everyone could be Tenenbaum
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Don't worry Ms. Lamb, I can help you out with that paranoia problem real quick like.
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And I'm not a dog... dogs don't wear glasses and pants. That'd be silly.
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QUICK, SOMEONE GET A HAMMER!
Not even I, the great Peach Wilkins can save you!
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When do we begin the therapy?
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Well... now I guess.
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