Someone pulled the drama tab

[not_harry_mason]

[stamps into the scene as though something is physically dragging him there]

I... I have to announce to everyone in Rapture. That. That I.

[is he crying behind the basket helmet?]

To everyone in Rapture, I have to -

I have to -

[stops dead]

Everyone, Wales is insane and he's throwing around Hypnotize III like it's a volleyball at the beach.

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[mmhsocommongood]

/sigh
Here goes nothing...

Father Wales, listen to me. Mark Meltzer is a loyal member of the Family and Margaret Augustus Sinclair, fat and slutty as she may be, is still just an innocent woman, a woman with child, who does not deserve to suffer your wrath. Father, please stop attacking them - and yes, that includes making them attack each other or getting others to attack them.

Alright Mark, there you go, just don't get your hopes up. I don't know what Father Wales has been sniffing other than Ryan's panties lately, but he follows his own mad schemes now and my words hardly mean anything to him anymore.

Anyway, you mentioned needing a doctor? What's the matter?

[not_harry_mason]

You're my hero. My absolute hero.

...Gus... has no testicles. And I don't know where he is but he's going to need a bandage or something at least. D:

[mmhsocommongood]

Well, we have yet to see what good it will do, if any at all.

Now, Gilbert will be providing one of his own testicles as a transplant, so all you need to do is get Sinclair over to his tank. He should be lying around here somewhere and you might want to hurry before Dr. Grossman doses him some more.

[yerallsinners]

Holy Mother, I apologize, I only wished best fer th' lass' an' th' lass' baby, so I wanted t' make sure she be fully lass, so th' lass' child wouldna suffer future torment o' 'tis classmates.

And besides, I thought he be ou' o' hypnoses when ye made me change me mind. I didna know he would really do 't.

I guess them nuggets really be havin' strong meanin' fer him.

[esquirethatis]

[twitch twitch]

[not_harry_mason]

OHMYGOD GUS.

[starts a hug, then stalls uncertainly]

[esquirethatis]

[twitch]

[twitch twitch]

[objectivismlol]

D:!

Baby!

Holy shit did I just say that out loud?

[urfuckingfired]

[flails arms]

Oh! Oh! Can I? I'm a doctor!

[not_harry_mason]

[urgentface] Can you do stitches?

[urfuckingfired]

Hell yes. They don't call me "The Stitcher" for nothing.

[cracks non-existent knuckles]

[not_harry_mason]

...They call you "The Stitcher"?

[polarsoybeans]

I'm a doctor. A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL, DAMNIT. But no one seems to want my cheap, exciting, and high-risk services. >:T I'll be grumbling over in this corner if anyone wants an organ removed.
Wait who's Gus? I think I missed something. xD

[hooched_up]

Gus=Augustus=Sinclair!

[polarsoybeans]

LOL I'M DUMB. xD what a cute nickname~

[not_harry_mason]

...Nothing else needs removing. :l

Wait, you have laughing gas. That's an anasthesiac, right?

[eggsuckers]

Suchong thinks entire situation is amusing. This is what Sinclair bitch gets for trying to explain science to Suchong, because Sinclair is not even scientist like Suchong.

[not_harry_mason]

What the hell does that have to do with anything?

[eggsuckers]

Sinclair and Alexander try to explain science of Vita-Chamber to Suchong earlier. Both are failures. Alexander is now giant newt, and Sinclair is woman.

[dady_issus]

oh its not like your, a good scientist, electro shocking children and what not.