Comments | circusofwhores: IT'S POKER NIGHT TUESDAYS!

elhomobandito in circusofwhores

IT'S POKER NIGHT TUESDAYS!

Mar 09, 2010 19:16

*Cleans up flat a little; fixes security camera behind a statue of St Guadalupe.*

Heh heh heh! I'll be sure to win ESTA NOCHE!

a penis is just another gun, our golden lord, your real god (ignore everyone else), crack, el ammo bandito, creme-filled cake, poker tuesdays, threat level: delicious, doing the nasty, worship me, the narrator, creme-filled crack

Comments 29

ourgoldenlord March 10 2010, 03:21:25 UTC

FIVE MINUTES INTO POKER TUESDAY AND THOU IS ALREADY CHEATING, DITTY?

elhomobandito March 10 2010, 03:24:03 UTC

QUE QUE! CUANDO LE HIZO LLEGA?! THE DOOR IS LOCKED, WHATCHOO THINK YOU'RE DOING COMING INTO A PINCHE AMMO BANDITOS CASA LIKE THAT! YOU LUCKY YOUR A DELICIOUS CREAM PUFF.

OOC greatchainmyass March 10 2010, 03:26:09 UTC

I just wanna say your posts always make me lol uncontrollably.

Re: OOC elhomobandito March 10 2010, 03:28:39 UTC

Gracias! Im just too much to hold in. :D

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mmhsocommongood March 10 2010, 11:20:16 UTC

[PROCESSING HAWK TO HUMAN / HUMAN TO HAWK TRANSLATION - PLEASE STAND BY]

Sofia hopes participation next week so, she can reshuffle clothing of participants according to their needs and walk home naked.

elhomobandito March 10 2010, 20:20:31 UTC

*Stands by; tries to understand message*

YOU TELL HER IF SHE COMES NEXT WEEK WE CAN SHUFFLE ALL NIGHT LONG. YEAH.

urmothergoose March 10 2010, 13:14:19 UTC

How does ammunition machine play card games?

elhomobandito March 10 2010, 20:25:07 UTC

*Pretends to think very hard*

Hm, with my lil AMMO BANDITO LOS MANOS, CHICA! WHO INVITED THE BICHO?

urmothergoose March 10 2010, 20:56:28 UTC

....

[inserts money into Bandito]

elhomobandito March 10 2010, 21:04:45 UTC

*Spits change out*

What you think this is? Eres las leche! I'M OFF DUTY. Do you even know how to play poker, puta?