Comments | circusofwhores: That's fine, but don't touch the dress -- it's hand embroidered silk!

icebehindyou in circusofwhores

That's fine, but don't touch the dress -- it's hand embroidered silk!

Sep 04, 2010 01:57

I am astounded and quite dreadfully disappointed.

I look out now and all I see are a lot of sniveling drifters, stretching their hands out for even the tiniest bit of pocket change. Hand me downs. Potted meals. [shivers] And you thankless good for nothings are accepting of this 'wage'? My word, a coupon may as well be a get out of jail free card to ( Read more... )

i ain't sayin she a golddigger, it's a trap!, goddamn sploicers, you fucking parasites, bitch please, lol poverty!, fuck the poor, i'mnotcrazy! you'retheonethat'scrazy!, obviously you've never been to yale, she so mad, u mad?, lady smith splicer, insult explosion, let me show you my money collection

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ladiesman1959 September 4 2010, 21:15:36 UTC

Yeah, that's great and all but uh... try to keep your surroundings in mind when you start spouting that crap.

icebehindyou September 4 2010, 23:31:39 UTC

I'm quite sure I'm aware my own surroundings, mongrel. But are you?

[winter blasts his feet to the floor]

ladiesman1959 September 4 2010, 23:56:30 UTC

SHIT!

[tries in vain to tug his free]

What the fuck is your problem?!

icebehindyou September 5 2010, 00:02:37 UTC

[circles him closely]

You smell so strongly of ADAM, yet you look more deprived of it than anything...

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not_a_liberator September 5 2010, 00:30:43 UTC

....goddamn sploicers.

icebehindyou September 5 2010, 08:05:44 UTC

PROLETARIAT BANDIT!

[SHOOTS ICE AT HIM]

[TELEPORTS AWAY]

not_a_liberator September 5 2010, 12:46:46 UTC

/LEAPS OUT OF THE WAY

...christ...

breadloser September 5 2010, 02:17:23 UTC

Oh great, not another dumb broad, whining and cryin' about useless shit.

I'll give ya a tip, princess - BUTTON IT!

icebehindyou September 5 2010, 08:03:33 UTC

You could make do without that insolent attitude, you swine!

[TELEPORTS BEHIND HIM]

[WHIPS ICE AT HIS BACK]

FFFF those wacky Houdinis XD breadloser September 5 2010, 15:20:07 UTC

/DOES A BACKFLIP AND MELTS THE ICE WITH HIS OWN FIREBALL

Typical twist - what an amateur!

/SENDS ANOTHER FIREBALL IN HER DIRECTION AND TELEPORTS, REAPPEARING ON A NEARBY RUBBLE PILE

I smell a sitcoooom! icebehindyou September 6 2010, 04:07:34 UTC

[NEUTRALIZES THE FIRE WITH HER ICE]

You act as if this is an art!

[TELEPORTS AWAY]

[REAPPEARS BEHIND A PILLAR, PEEKS OUT AND SUMMONS A STORM OF ICICLES AT HIM]

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najayjay September 5 2010, 02:30:21 UTC

/frowns

/opens her mouth to reply

/closes it because what do you answer back to a crazy old woman

icebehindyou September 5 2010, 08:56:04 UTC

Speak up now, darling. I can't hear you!

najayjay September 5 2010, 22:23:15 UTC

I really don't have anything to add.

icebehindyou September 6 2010, 04:18:02 UTC

That's unfortunate. Introverts never make much a difference, you know.

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forcedmirror September 6 2010, 06:29:30 UTC

/looks up from the trash can he was digging through for food.

/waves.

icebehindyou September 6 2010, 11:47:22 UTC

...

...d-don't you have any shame!

forcedmirror September 6 2010, 13:24:38 UTC

/you do what you have to to survive, lady.

icebehindyou September 7 2010, 23:58:18 UTC

A pity.

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