Comments | circusofwhores: HEY CoW, WAKE THE FECK UP!

not_a_liberator in circusofwhores

HEY CoW, WAKE THE FECK UP!

Aug 17, 2010 03:15

/STAGGERS OUT INTO THE STREET, PISS DRUNK AND YELLING TO HIMSELF

/clumsily knocks over a trash bin in the process, practically tripping himself

Th' feck--

/vision swimming, he sees a news vendor in the distance. Thinking it to be Fontaine, he furiously punts the trash can out of his path as he stumbles over to it, grabbing it and shaking it.

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toilerpaperhair August 17 2010, 20:01:33 UTC

/was passing by

and what would be the reason you'd yell at the news vendor, atlas?

/puts a hand oh his shoulder, tries to push him away from the poor guy

not_a_liberator August 17 2010, 22:29:10 UTC

News... whatta?

That ain't no damn machine-- that's Fontaine!

toilerpaperhair August 17 2010, 22:42:21 UTC

what are you? peach?

i can ensure you, this is a mere news vendor, if you'll stop shaking it you could feel it's made of metal

not_a_liberator August 17 2010, 23:32:19 UTC

Oh no ye didn't.

And yer sayin' Fontaine isn't?

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rosiesnsunshine August 18 2010, 01:02:02 UTC

/just happened to be skipping on by, looking for angels when she comes upon the startling display, and stops, wide-eyed. She hugs her gathering needle to her chest, bare feet shuffling on the ground.

D-Daddy... what are you doing?

not_a_liberator August 18 2010, 22:20:44 UTC

...Char?

/squuuuiints

That ye darlin'...?

rosiesnsunshine August 19 2010, 00:17:22 UTC

/nods vigorously, then walks forward, stopping a foot away from him

... Daddy.

/points to the vendor, looking worried

Why are you hurting it? Was the paper not good today?

not_a_liberator August 19 2010, 01:44:02 UTC

Rapture Standard s'always a load a...
/forgets the stand even exists, whisking Charlotte up in his arms and gracelessly spinning her arooooound!

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madeitfirst August 18 2010, 08:57:23 UTC

/approaches Atlas, nervously wriggling his hands

/lightly taps the man's shoulder, hoping that it won't be the last thing he'll do

Hey. Hey, are you all right? Could I ask you to stop damaging the appliance for a moment?

not_a_liberator August 19 2010, 03:24:23 UTC

/gives the news stand one final shove over before turning to Henry

/staaaaaeeerrs, eyes completely out of focus

Juuuus' fine, lad.

madeitfirst August 19 2010, 07:29:40 UTC

Who were you shouting at? There is not a living soul out here.

/points a shaking finger at the news vendor, grinning nervously

Did it insult you?

/is trying so hard to be funny, but probably comes off as condescending or offensive

not_a_liberator August 19 2010, 11:49:13 UTC

/shakes his finger at the machine

I was...
It was Fon...

/wait fuck that isn't Fontaine

...

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1st_protagonist August 19 2010, 01:03:07 UTC

*IS ABRUPTLY ATTRACTED TO THE SOUND OF THIS COMMOTION*

*JOINS ATLAS IN WAILING ON THE NEWS VENDOR*

What did this guy do, huh, huh? ono

hackthecity August 19 2010, 10:41:00 UTC

Man, you both got some screws loose.

1st_protagonist August 19 2010, 20:29:59 UTC

You can tighten my screws any day, buddy. BD

BUT RIGHT NOW, I'M BUSY TEACHING THIS VENDOR A LESSON

HOW DARE IT REPRESS ME

hackthecity August 19 2010, 20:45:33 UTC

...

Son, I wouldn't tighten your screws with a ten foot pole.

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I SHOULD HECK THE CoW MOAR mepoormoira August 24 2010, 13:02:16 UTC

Alrigh' Atlas, what'd he do this time?

/Moira rarely sees Atlas this riled up, so she's takin' a guess.

ACTIVITY HERE IS ABOUT TO SKYROCKET not_a_liberator August 25 2010, 02:37:09 UTC

/leeeans on her

S'not what he did, darlin', s'jus what he's been doin'.