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[circ_bamboo]

Prompt me! Go for it! Give me a character, pairing, and a single word prompt and I'll write three sentences based on it! My brain needs to be jump-started.

(stolen from urbancate. I definitely need a jump-start.)

Can also give me a multi-word prompt. It's cool. And you know it'll be more than 3 sentences. And it'll probably take forever. And it's fine to

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[sharpestscalpel]

Jim Kirk, stuffed animal (plushie or not, up to you)

(please forgive me; I don't know what this is, either)

[circ_bamboo]

Wow, Jim Kirk thought with a small part of his brain. The Athoralians have some pretty sophisticated taxidermy techniques. Another small portion of his brain was going through the hello-we-come-in-peace-do-you-want-to-trade-for-your-dilithium? routine.

The rest, however, was screaming GET IT AWAY FROM ME HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK at the spider-lion-crocodile thing on the wall.

"Ah," he said to the ambassador's aide after the initial ceremony was over. "Can I ask what that, ah, creature is?"

The aide sighed. "Poor Fluffy. She only died a year ago. She was the ambassador's favorite, you see."

"Favorite . . . ?" Jim trailed off, not sure how to finish that sentence. He gave Fluffy a sideline glance and barely repressed the shudder. It looked as if at least seven of its eyes were following him.

"Favorite hunting companion," the aide said, with a nod. "It's very likely he'll ask you to accompany him on the hunt in a couple days."

If that's what they use as dogs, Jim thought, what the hell are they hunting?Where were Bones and Spock? He

Re: (please forgive me; I don't know what this is, either)

[igrockspock]

Hilarious!

Re: (please forgive me; I don't know what this is, either)

[circ_bamboo]

Thanks! :)