Ice Cream
Ice Cream
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Belafarin
Summary: It's a hot day. Dammit.
A/N: Triinu asked me to write 'something with ice cream, like in this photo.
Warnings: Crack!Fic.
Location: Beach, about 10 meters from the crystal blue water.
Personae: Dirk Felsenheimer (in the following protocol stated as Bela), 22; Jan Vetter (in the following protocol stated as Farin), 21, both German
Time: 20 August 1984, 3 pm
Temperature: 43°C - a hot day
Farin: It’s a hot day.
Bela: Yes, they already said so in the protocol.
Farin: Eh?
Bela: Oh, nevermind.
Farin: OK. thinks I’m gonna get myself an ice cream.
Bela: Bring me one, will you.
Farin: Give me the money for it and I will?
Bela: What money?
Farin: Uh… the money we earn with making music? You remember?
Bela: Uh… the money you get 90% of because you’re the guitarist with the biggest flashing smile on earth so that one can see all your teeth? You remember?
Farin: Flashes biggest flashing smile on earth so that one can see all your teeth ©Farin Urlaub
Bela: sighs Well, at least I don’t have to worry about flossing.
Farin: goes off to get some ice cream with Loping Gait © Farin Urlaub.
Farin:returns with one ice cream
Bela: Why did you bring only one ice cream?
Farin: Because I’m a wanker.
Bela: Wanker.
Farin: Can’t help myself, you never want to get into bed with me.
Bela: Go figure, you never give me any ice cream.
Farin: I can give you other cream if you like.
Bela: Oh, leck mich.
Farin: looks like he has a sudden thought - a short silence follows -
Bela: eyes widen
Bela: Shit, I’d forgotten you take everything literally.
Protocol breaks off here. Further activitiesof the indiviuals on that day are unknown. Protocolist was later found in her observation spot, suffering from circulatory collaps; she wasn’t able to talk for serveral weeks due to mouth hanging open. Bureau decided afterwards not to set out female protocolists to observe individuals anymore.