It's my day off and I'm at the movie theatre, getting ready to watch something that starts soon and looks good. I've got a medium Sprite and large doubly buttered popcorn and am consuming them while looking at the posters for the coming attractions. I'm reading the bottom of the Hellboy 2 poster when I notice a tiny box full of text. No, not the
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It's kinda like how when I was diagnosed with ulcerative colitis, a dietary no-no was popcorn. I worked in a movie theatre, a position that pretty much all but guarantees that you will get sick of popcorn. Since popcorn is Bad For Me, I can never get sick of it. (Unfortunately, never being sick of popcorn doesn't prevent one from getting sick from consuming too much popcorn.)
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it is a boy from hell!
hell!!!!!!!!!!
can you believe it is not nc-17 with a both that is from hell?!? and he procreates with a good christian woman?
wait!
they are not married! they should warn about that too!
and
and
there's a fish guy! he's not even human!!!
that is anti-american! he is a terrorist! from fishlandia! right next to uzbekistan! even!
and there is drinking and hellboy, the boy from hell, is UNDERAGE!!!!!!
gah!!
this film is worse than porn!
(god i love working in a theatre)
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Make It Happen: Contains mild language and sexy dancing.
Man on Wire: Contains one scene of moderate sexualised nudity.
Space Chimps: Contains infrequent mild scary moments.
I’ve made up some of my own disclaimers. I think I might send them to the British Board of Film Classification:
Contains scenes of prolonged handholding which may be unsuitable for minors.
Contains images of peanut consumption which may be unsuitable for nut allergy sufferers.
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One of my favourite things to do after seeing a movie is read the synopsis at screenit.com, a website actually geared towards warning the parental moviegoer about everything possibly controversial in a movie. It's fun whether you've just seen the latest by Disney/Pixar or Judd Apatow.
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