Stay calm, be brave and wait for the signs.

I have been in the midst of a money related panic attack for roughly the past four days. Every time the subject comes up, no matter how tangentially, I either start crying or yelling. Usually both. Having no job sucks (I don't know when the fuck I start, Macy's is being beyond lame about giving me a schedule.) Having no insurance sucks (anti- ( Read more... )

The cat lady is officially insane. She confronted the bf last night about being a terrible roommate, and presented him with a 22 item typed list enumerating her grievances. These complaints range from “excessive wear on my pots and pans” to “you don’t like my cats enough.” He is furious, but I can’t help but find it funny. I mean, she’s clearly ( Read more... )

It's time for good news/bad news, boys and girls.

Good news: I got a job!
Bad news: it's retail.
Good news: it's selling Benefit makeup!
Bad news: I have a fucking MASTER'S DEGREE, and I'm selling Benefit makeup.
Good news: This means I'll have enough free time to get an internship at The Village Voice.
Bad news: this would be an unpaid internship ( Read more... )

To my friends in Mobile:

What the fuck are you doing reading this!? Are you mad? Seek high ground!

Love,
Jaime

Y'all. Go rent The Seven Samurai IMMEDIATELY. Toshiro Mifune's performance in it is quite literally the greatest thing I have ever seen. I am so not kidding.

Holy Fuck! The Cat Lady has a male guest! I repeat, the Cat Lady has a male guest! If she gets laid, maybe she'll stop being such an utter cunt!

In other news, the bf made me a Chambord martini to drink while he was making dinner and it went STRAIGHT to my head, because I haven't eaten in a while.

In other other news, I have a job interview on ( Read more... )

Jesus.

Snaps to anyone who gets the above movie reference.

I'm going out with friends for drinks tonight. Thus begins the birthday celebrations. I am of Charlotte (from Sex and the City)'s opinion that everyone should get a birthday week. Or long weekend, in my case:

Tonight, drinks.
Tomorrow, dinner at fancy-ish restaurant (it's okay, I have a coupon)
Saturday (aka actual birthday,) party with family.
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Today I was a responsible adult and actually applied for four jobs. Also, I did laundry, ran errands and unloaded the dishwasher. Yes, I want a damn cookie.