Apparently it is not as uncommon as it might sound. My heart just slipped? I don't know. The Doctor (but not the REAL The Doctor) put it into the conversation like someone would tell you you have something on your chin. "Your EKG was good, good. Seems like your heart has turned though, on its side. Marked that in your file." I was like, "BACK UP. My heart did WHAT?" and he looked at me like I asked where the sky was and explained what happened. "Slipped" he used the word, "SLIPPED" about my HEART.
Its apparently like in the left side of my chest on its side. The only issue is it might press on my lung? Yea. I am this weird. (My friend has his heart in his shoulder. So like if you smack him on the shoulder it might HURT HIS HEART. I baffle at it almost daily.)
What?! Are they going to give you blood and fluids? Why the fuck did they release you???? Tell me there's a course of treatment or I might just fly out there.
I am on only fluids for the last 12 hours and have a doctor's appointment hoping that the hydration will make me have blood again. Which means I get another hole in me. (I have three so far. Two on my hand. OUCH. HAND BAD.) But other than that I am okay, seriously, just dehydrated and it made me apparently almost pass out because I am that level of moron. (Though I maintain I drank lots of water yesterday. I don't know what the hell happened as I know when I get am getting dehydrated.) I love you. I am fine. Just apparently body stupid.
I am curled on the couch and other than my mom coming over to take me to the doctor I am doing Jack all day but drink water and soup and get holes put in me to make sure I would be a decent enough vampire victim. ;) Don't worry. I swear! Other than the heart thing taking me off guard I left the doctors with my hat in my hand cause I have been dehydrated a thousand times before, I am prone to it and still I was like, "Wait, I'm what?" which was ... you know. Embarrassing.
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Its apparently like in the left side of my chest on its side. The only issue is it might press on my lung? Yea. I am this weird. (My friend has his heart in his shoulder. So like if you smack him on the shoulder it might HURT HIS HEART. I baffle at it almost daily.)
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Whoa.
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*worries anyway* Take good care of yourself, yeah?
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